Wow, what a vacation - simply wonderful! Amanda Ellison's week in sunny Florida was everything she could have hoped for. Almost.

If only....

If only the spark hadn't gone out of her sex life so many years ago. Her husband, Doug, is a good man. He just never seems all that interested in sex anymore. A workaholic by day, ESPN junkie by night, Doug has certainly shifted his priorities during their 25 years of marriage. 

Amanda blames herself, of course. At 51, her body certainly isn't what it used to be. Maybe Doug has lost all interest in sex because he's lost all interest in her. Amanda is about to learn otherwise. All she has to do first is undergo the most embarrassing and degrading experience of her entire life. 

Arriving at the airport for her flight home, she and Doug make their way to the security area. There, she is met by a young, handsome, and very rude TSA trainee. His unfriendly behavior is bad enough. But then comes the metal detector.... And, oops, Amanda had applied magnesium cream to her upper thighs earlier that day in order to avoid muscle cramps.

Beep...beep...beep!

Amanda's ordeal is about to begin. First, comes a very comprehensive, intimate, and humiliating pat-down search - right there, out in the open, in front of dozens of very interested passengers - performed by an older and far uglier male security officer. Since he's never heard of "magnesium cream", he can only conclude that she's hiding something...somewhere. And there's more. This is ENF, aka: Embarrassed Naked Female, to the max.

That's the bad news.

The good news: After the officers release her and go about their business, Amanda learns fast that Doug has been so turned on by witnessing his humiliated wife's ordeal, he realizes that her body can still drive him insane with desire. 

*Part of the "Shy Women, Maximum Embarrassment" audiobook series