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Summary

The closest you'll get to having Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson read you a bedtime story, this sharp and silly series features inappropriate children's stories for adults only - performed by masters of the comedic arts. 

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©2016 Bedtime Stories for Cynics (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Beyond bad

This book is terrible, full of short not funny stories that are totally pointless and anal.

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Bedtime realism for Irish people!

Bedtime realism for Irish people! Well done and aptly narrated by Nick Offerman. Great for the insomnia.

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Ok bit random, not sure how it's bedtime reading!

struggled to actually listen to it- lost interest in it- totally a waste of time

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Some of the stories are very good

Some stories are very good and funny make you laugh out loud. others are just really bad.

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Meh...

I get what they were trying to go for but it just wasn’t for me. Either this will be in line with what you find funny, or you’ll probably just find it boring. The introductions by Offerman are the best parts of the episodes and then it just goes downhill from there

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Spoilt by unnecessary bad language

Why do folk think it makes an impression to swear for no reason. These stories might have been good but if the author must resort to bad language then he has my attention on the delete key.

My advice to him .... grow up, get a life! You are not funny.

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great spin on bedtime stories for adults.

humorous, easy listening, enjoyable bedtime chuckle! The Cynics will love this i did. it's free too

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Appalling language!

I had to stop listening. There were far too many profanities . This was not enjoyable to listen to!

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Brilliant!

Still have Goodnight moon even though
my kids are teenagers. I love this retelling - inspired!

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Great bedtime reading!

Loved it, although it would have been better if Nick had read the stories rather than just introduced them.

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