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  • D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!

  • The Alphabet Books Series, Book 4
  • By: Marc Richard
  • Narrated by: David S. Dear
  • Length: 1 hr and 44 mins

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D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!

By: Marc Richard
Narrated by: David S. Dear
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Summary

Ever have one of those days?

You know the ones.

When your wicked stepmother, the one who tried to drown when you were a baby, asks her mirror who's the fairest of them all, and the mirror, whose opinion is only an opinion, says it's you, and so she spends your whole young adult life trying to kill you off, so that she can once again be the prettiest, and now it's your wedding day, and she still won't let up?

No?

Just me?

Sigh.

Anyway, long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White.

Okay, it wasn’t long ago, it was just a few minutes ago.

And it wasn’t far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/Action Fun Park in New Jersey.

Come join your favorite characters: Snow White, the Queen, and the Pepperoni Prince. And of course, the dwarfs: Farty, Disorderly, Complimentary, Turkey, Sleazy, Juicy, and Smug.

All the things you remember from your happiest childhood story, like talking mirrors, poison apples, magic bungee cords, zombies, and flatulence.

Guaranteed to bring on that old nostalgic feeling.

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Note: These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

©2017 Marc Richard (P)2017 Marc Richard
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