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  • Greetings, Planet Earth!: A Science Fiction Comedy

  • Jack Gripper Series, Book 1
  • By: Steve Heiman
  • Narrated by: Joe Conley Golden
  • Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
  • 3.6 out of 5 stars (5 ratings)

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Greetings, Planet Earth!: A Science Fiction Comedy

By: Steve Heiman
Narrated by: Joe Conley Golden
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Summary

The hilarious new science fiction comedy

When a misfit trash collector is chosen by aliens to represent Earth, one wrong move can lead to galactic war. Or, even worse... the end of chocolate!

Jack Gripper loves playing pranks and eating pizza. But when he’s tasked with selecting an alien species to mentor Earth for the next 100 years, he’d better make the right call or the Earth is doomed!

Can he overcome obstacles and diabolical plots to pick the right alien? And, just as important, can chocolate and pizza survive the alien encounter?
©2021 Steve R. Heiman (P)2021 Steve R. Heiman
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For a Young Audience

I would definitely say this book is written for a very young audience and narrated as such. If I had known it was a children's book I would have opted for something else. This book is just listed under Sci-Fi with no mention of age category. I didn't find it entertaining or funny, it was just ok.

I was given this book for free of my own choosing and voluntarily left this review.

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