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Handcuffs, Truncheon and a Polyester Thong
- Narrated by: Diana Croft
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
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Summary
Meet Mavis Upton. As mummy to 7-year old Ella and surrogate to far too many pets, and with a failed marriage under her belt, Mavis knows she needs to make some life-changing decisions. It's time to strike out into the world, to stand on her own two feet ...to pursue a lifelong ambition to become a police officer. I mean, what could go wrong?
Supported by her quirky, malapropism-suffering mum, Mavis throws herself headlong into a world of uncertainty, self-discovery, fearless escapades, laughter and extra-large knickers. And using her newly discovered investigative skills, she reluctantly embarks on a search to find her errant dad who was last seen years before, making off with her mum's much needed coupon for a fabulous foam cup bra all the way from America.
Follow Mavis as she tackles everything life can throw at her, and revel in Gina Kirkham's humorous, poignant and moving story of an everyday girl who one day followed a dream.
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- Jackie
- 17-11-22
Brilliant
Got this book knowing nothing about the story or the author.
So funny from start to finish. I could relate with many of the stories.
Left on a cliffhanger, I’m definitely going to see if the next book is out and get that too.
Brilliant.
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- Obsidian
- 25-12-22
some laugh out loud moments
enjoyable, funny story of one woman's experience being a copper. crude and a bit rude but fun
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- C watson
- 08-12-23
Funniest book ever
Some books make you giggle occasionally, some make you laugh out loud in places …. With this one it’s non stop! Read brilliantly too. Great book. Will read more from the author. Highly recommended.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-03-23
Health Warning
loved it so much. needs a warning, causes belly laugh when driving, scares other drivers.
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- Kelly Murphy
- 11-07-24
So funny yet so true
Just could not leave this audible book alone every chance I got I was listening! Just amazing
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- Darran
- 03-05-22
Laugh out loud
Brilliantly written, true, funny, sad, feel good story and I so need the next one!
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- ann smart
- 09-03-23
Fast and funny
I loved this audio book. Light and funny with the lightest touch of sadness. Not a listen to give me nightmares for a change.
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- Jon N.
- 05-01-22
Loved it
This is the first book for ages that has made me laugh out loud, with some thought provoking chapters. Totally recommend it
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- Elizabeth C.
- 29-10-22
Hilariously funny.
I don’t think I have listened to anything so funny. What a vivid imagination and I’m sure spun round some of her experience’s. My husband was in the Police Force and he can tell a few tales.
Narration was superb.
A very good feel good factor, so if you’re feeling a bit down this is one for you…
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-01-24
humour
An easy going giggle at life's emotional ups, downs & challenges. Gives some thought provoking insights to aspects of Police work - I hadn't previously considered.
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