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  • Not Your Mother's Goose

  • By: Topher Goggin
  • Narrated by: Eric Martin
  • Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (1 rating)

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Not Your Mother's Goose

By: Topher Goggin
Narrated by: Eric Martin
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Summary

Not Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories - if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy-tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Rapunzel getting a bikini wax to Old McDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels. The net result is a madcap trip that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskin's Twitter feed to Humpty Dumpty's Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk - in FarmVille).

©2015 Topher Goggin (P)2015 Topher Goggin
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