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Of Gods & Grunts
- Narrated by: Anthony Tuell
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
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Summary
I always believed in what I could see. Sure I was raised in one of those Christian non-denominational churches by my parents and a very strict Mimi, but my beliefs were not exactly solid. That all changed when I found myself rocketing through the cosmos after hitting an ambush while on patrol in the sandbox. I landed in a magic circle made by an Archmage bent on world domination. Spoiler alert, Fantasy Hitler isn't bulletproof!
Now I'm in a foreign land full of humans, elves, dwarves, and gnomes. No electricity, no decent music, and worst of all, basic hygiene isn't a concept these backward idiots have figured out. I'm doing my best to survive and find a way home. I've got a limited supply of ammo to feed my M4, a limited amount of batteries to power nods, two frags, and one claymore.
My name is Staff Sergeant Kevin Holden, and this is my story.
Warning: Contains very offensive language and dark humor.
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- ru gardner
- 08-12-21
Can't bare to listen to anymore.
Interesting idea, but totally failing as a story with any interest. There is a limit to how much vulgarity I can take. The concept that a 'grunt' can go around a fantasy world and take everything down in seconds because he had a gun. I kept waiting for something to go wrong and there be a challenge to make it interesting, but after 3 hours of it, nope. There were some pretty sick elements which attempted to add character, but even that failed because the author glossed over the impact with a magically medicated catatonia.
Then there is the narrator, sorry but they accents given to different characters was just painful. I have only heard one worse who I only survived less than an hour.
There is a small plus, some of the one liners did manage to release a chuckle from me, but I couldn't remember any of the moments. So that tells you how significant those moments were.
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