Stop Smoking, Scumbag!
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Narrated by:
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Jacin Harter
About this listen
Are you a useless, cigarette-addicted drone, but wish you weren't? Are you smelly and friendless?
Well, good news, pal. We have just the book for you. Not only will it help you kick that disgusting cigarette habit, which will, in turn, make you smell better. You will also attract more friends if you don't smell like the bottom of an ashtray all of the time.
Not enough good news? Well, it also works for you vaping morons, too.
Aside, from heaps of sarcasm, from this book you will receive:
- Tips about quitting smoking and staying clean.
- How to deal with the backlash from your friends and family.
- Diet tips to assure success.
- And a general sense of well-being that you have definitely not had in a very long time.
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