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Ten Fifths of a Moonbeam
- Narrated by: David Randall Hunter
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
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Summary
When the robot came out of the closet and began charging its batteries in front of everyone there was a cry of outrage from a lounging bigamist who went on to say: "Protect our children's eyes from the machine lest they become machine-like and poop in our soup." When the robot approached the bigot to clarify a point, the bigot ran off screaming and left a hole in the breadline that the robot promptly filled to great cheers from the crowd watching.
©2016 Dean Moriarty (P)2017 Dean Moriarty