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The Far Frigid North: Scared Spitless

By: Patrick C. Marks
Narrated by: Patrick C. Marks
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Summary

Some people have to be force-fed maturity - particularly teenagers stranded helplessly on remote Canadian Islands. Join Patrick Marks, a towering icon of wimp-i-tude, in this hilarious short tale about maturing experiences with bears, mosquitoes the size of large poodles, Pot-Licker the cat, and near-death experiences with outhouses.

©2011 Patrick C. Marks (P)2018 Patrick C. Marks
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