The newest craze for young people is to have a prenup for your pet, and we had some laughs over all the crazy situations that could come from them.

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Originally Aired September 19, 2024: Pet nups. What is a simp? Everything you've ever wanted to know about who the Detroit Tigers end their season against.

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Originally Aired September 18, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things that are better while you're drunk. Everything you've ever wanted to know about airline underwear policy.

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Originally Aired September 17, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Talking Twins with Dick Bremer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about who needs a license to ill.

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Although it may not happen anytime soon, Nick and Josh have some adorable plans for retirement together.

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Originally Aired September 16, 2024: Musicians that can act. Dildo massacre. Everything you've ever wanted to know about deep frying faces.

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Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola responded to someone on the show saying the Vikings have no chance Sunday against the 49ers.

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Originally Aired September 13, 2024: Interview with Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Veterinary Dr. Andrea Johnston. Everything you've ever wanted to know about suction cup dildos.

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