Yesterday we told you about Marty's future step-daughter's dating woes. (https://omny.fm/shows/95x-on-demand/texting-red-flag-the-flag-was-flapping) She met a guy, exchanged numbers and got the ick from his texts. We were leaning towards "give him a chance" until he replied to her saying she had a fever by asking for pics. Here's a pic, buddy. Enjoy. Now we have updates on the guy... and we have serious Jerry Springer vibes!

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20% of people surveyed would choose a good cup of coffee over lovemaking. What would Morning Messers choose? (And what do we mean by a good cup? Is it orgasmic? Have I already had coffee? What time of day or week is it? CONTEXT MATTERS! LOL)

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Is bad grammar in a text message a dealbreaker? Marty's future step-daughter met a guy... and his texts are next level #cringe with no punctuation and wrong words... we think he does voice to text and doesn't check before sending... but just when we thought she should maybe give him a chance he sent the Reddest flag you could find in a message...

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There's a guy named Logan who loves cucumbers on TikTok. He has all of these recipes and slices them up and shakes them up and eats them and people are going nuts for cucumbers. THIS IS NOT LOGAN. This man has a different love of cucumbers... and that love won him our #DumbassOfTheDay during dumb criminals today.

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We're so excited for a new season of High School Football in CNY! We're going to be out at a bunch of games this season and inviting coaches and players in to share the hype! This morning we had Coach Sindoni and Ari the Athletic Director for Liverpool, talking about their beautiful new stadium and the big game tonight against Rome Free Academy! Nothing more local than cheering for our teams!

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