Last '24 Episode!!! We survived.

1:32
ScratchEd
In an AfterschoolEd first, Chef flies solo for a (mercifully) brief segment: a cancer and scheduling update. Don't worry, it's not bad, and it's over quick. He's. . . he's not a good solo voice. He needs help. Lots of help.

4:16
ReviewED
Been a lot of family couch time between cancer and vacay, so we've been binging, and we're testing out AfterschoolEd's new rating system with a rapidfire ReviewEd session: from the X Triology to Starsky & Hutch, from Person of Interest to Smile 2, we saw a lot recently and we have notes.

17:55
TinklEd
In a mini Oui Oui we talk about the fallout from Barry's breakup with Sabrina. Chef knows more than you'd have thought. The internet also still needs to chill.

31:17
Oui Oui
In the main Oui Oui, Chef learns why Gen Alpha is looking forward to knee surgery.

40:53
Koan Koan
We dive right into what is very much not surprisingly one of Chef's favority Koans. It involves very sharp knives, sudden and unwarranted violence, and outright misanthropy. Of course he loves it.

44:55
BackGroundEd
Christmas is maybe the #1 time of the year for background shows and movies to stream while your insane Uncle raves about 5G causing frogs to be gay. In honor of Huannakah, we each name our Eight Flicks of the Season: the best content for holiday streaming with the friends and fam.

1:01.28
Oui Oui
Chef takes over the Oui Oui stream, and we get soaked in Proud Boy cereal milk.

1:12.52
SOS
We dip our toe back into Who Cooked the Last Supper with a quick history lesson of a Queen who's been whitewashed and genderwashed from history. A true Queen. A Leader on par with Alexander and a Queen who quite literally bested Cyrus: Thosyris.

1:21.30
Tip Out
Chef gets spooky with a crazy wild Tip Out, and Rose goes traditional with a Johnson family tradition that should be way way more widespread in the States.

Thanks for all the listens. 14 countries have tuned in. A few new reviews. Lots of good feedback. Thanks for joining us for the ride. Happy New Year!

On the first day of Christmas AfterschoolEd gave to me: A banger episode to enjoy!
Our first Christmas episode.

2:00 SchedulEd

We start super helpful this ep: homeschool tips and shoutouts right away. In the Senior year, make sure y'all are doing senior pics, announcements, etc.

15:50 Eff Marry Kill

We had a lot of fun doing this segue recently, so we're bringing it back. The three Chris's (Pine, Hemworth, Pratt) pretty much wreck Chef.

25:27 ReviewEd

Since it has become one of our most popular segments, we take the time to establish a formal list of criteria.
We test out our newfound scale on a couple recent watches: Extraction II and A Quiet Place II.

31:52 YellowstonEd

Another update on the Fenn Treasure hunt. Spoiler alert: it begins again!

35:37 ReviewEd: Music of the Year Edition

In the first of the 2024 Year in Review segments, we review a few of the most popular albums of the year.

1.14:50 True or False, Black Friday Edition

Chef struggles to answer pretty basic questions about Black Fridayl.
No surprise there.

1.20:20 Mewing and JawMaxxing

So, Chef found about that Mewing is named after someone- the dude who "invented" it, and three days later he stopped laughing and we recorded some of his most recordable thoughts.

1.45:50 Tip Out

Chef has a Christmas movie that you can't say you've lived until you've watched it.
Rose counters with a very resonable NYT Games suggestion. Chef's already hooked.

We fell into the dark there like Gandalf and the Balrog after the election. Sorry.
Much like Gandalf, we're coming out swinging and better than ever. This is AfterschoolEd's first ever five parter, and the first ep ever with times noted in the description! It may not be Rogan signing with Spotify, but it's at least the second or third most important moment in Podcast History. We're humbled to be a part of it.

Oui Oui 1:16
Nara and Lucky Smith
Chef Learns about Nara and Lucky, and, much like ep 1's Skibbity vid- it's a real eye opener for him. They have three children and their names are. . . . . they're not traditional. Chef might have a Lucky crush.

YellowstonEd 14:00
The Fenn Treasure Update
Back in the homeschool days of yore, we went deep on looking for the Forrest Fenn Treasure (that chest of treasure hidden by the Santa Fe dude in the Rocky MT West). We had a solid theory about where it was probably located. Our theory involved a few specific locations to the East of YNP in Wyoming. Update? It's been found. Where? Let's just say Chef and Rose might be geniuses.

YellowstonEd 19:47
The 5 Stages of Grief as Two Blue Peeps in a Bright Red Maga County
We recorded this episode 13 days after the election. It took a few weeks extra- a brutal few weeks. Both Chef and Rose went dark for a bit there. We're back.
What are the 5 Stages of Grief? We talk about our trip through those stages in the past few weeks. And we talk about what went wrong.

TinklEd 33:33
The 4B Movement
Chef knew Rose would still be fiesty after the election debrief, so he came in prepped with a history of the 4B movement as a means to resisting Patriarchy Gone Wild. We talk history, deets, spread, pushback, and rebuttal to pushback in a way only Chef could: with a skiing analogy.

86Ed 39:45
Application Tips, Tip Slips, Tip Pools
Can modern youth write their names, phone numbers, and email addresses by hand?
What should you write on restaurant tip slips?
Should you have restaurants split checks, ever?
NO. NOTHING. NEVER.
We explain.

Eff Marry Kill 53:05
Food Trios
We start with Poke, Sushi, and Sashimi, and we decide which one we'd (ahem), which one we'd marry, and which one we'd kill.
It's a banger segment, and we'll do it again for sure.

ReviewEd 1:03.00
Rando Cycles
Pop culture goes in cycles, like so much of history. We review one of the worst trends that come back every now and then: the Random!!!! sense of humor cycle. Buckle up. Chef has notes.

Koan Koan Git 1:09.35
The Biggest Questions in Life
Sometimes in kitchens it's all jokes and nonsense. Slow season though, shit gets real, and the other day we talked about the biggest three questions of modern life. Something to ponder.

ReviewEd 1:20.30
Zero Prep Sequel Check In
We used to watch movies on repeat when Rose was a kid. Does she remember? Madagascar 2 and Hangover 2 get check ins.

Tip Out 1:27.35
Get Your Shit Together and Future Earth
To get over the election, Chef is banging out some fiery tunes. Rose is looking for good news.