Bible Stories for Atheists

By: Bible Stories for Atheists
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  • Often we’re told that we need to read the bible. That it would cure us of our atheism. We’re told that the bible is perfect and all answers come from the bible. Welp, let’s take a look at what the bible actually says.

    Every week Josh summarizes stories from the bible that Linz is hearing for the first time. There’s no easy outs on this one. No one telling us, “Here’s what the bible really means” then adding stuff that’s not actually there. No one telling us, “The culture was different” when explaining why God didn’t let us all know that women are equal. Let’s see if this is truly the Word of God or just a way for politicians to control their people thousands of years ago.


    You’re in for one hell of an experience. There’s incest. Uncles swapping out daughters left and right. Talking animals. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria. You’re going to love it.

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  • Creation Pt. 5 - One Last Camp with Dad
    Sep 1 2024

    Welcome to the season finale! Creation is over and it's all down hill from here. We find out that Abraham wasn't the best dad. At least until he gets his son laid! That's the best way to make up for the whole sacrifice thing.

    Thank you for listening! Hopefully you learned something, even if it was how much of dumbasses we are. We'll be back soon, eventually, sometime.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Creation Pt. 4 - Lot's Bad Day
    Aug 25 2024

    You think you have it hard? You think you have bad neighbors? You think you have family problems?

    Well, I'm Lot. A mild mannered sodomite that never bothered anyone. And I was a proud sodomite. I sought to unite sodomites in love and acceptance! To reject all the awful crap God told us to do to people. That's what us sodomites are known for. Radical love and acceptance of all. Until a couple angels from the Lord show up and everything went to hell.

    First my town suddenly developed a sex fueled rage aimed directly at my house, then my wife ghosted me! Next thing you know I'm kicked out with my two daughters. It's not easy being a single father of two. So sure, I drink some times. But I drink to cope.

    And, yes, I black out on occasion but I never let it get out of hand. And thankfully my daughters are old enough to take care of themselves and don't need me to always be the sober strong one. They're good girls after all. Maybe a little weird since their mom left and God killed everyone they knew including their boyfriends. But who wouldn't be messed up from that?

    I can't wait to one day read the scriptures myself and see my daughters memorialized as the pure angels they are. And hopefully they never take revenge on me for offering to throw them to a mob of rapists.

    As for me, I want this simple adage written on my tombstone to help others with their own grief: "Lot's had lots of loss in his life but learned leaning on laughter leads to loving living."

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Creation Pt. 3 - A Covenant of Covenants
    Aug 18 2024

    Sorry, in a rush this week. You'll have to make up your own funny quips and pretend they're in this description.

    On this week's episode:
    - Tower of Babel
    - We meet Abram/Abraham
    - A big piece of evidence that Moses didn't write Genesis.
    - The War of the Nine Kings
    - And we read an email from friend of the show, Dwight

    For the flood story with the sources highlighted, check out this page: https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com/resources/bible-history

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    1 hr and 4 mins

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