Episodes

  • The Final Episode
    Nov 5 2021

    Jason and Craig get together one last time to share their dreams, nightmares, and everything in between. Special thanks to everyone who joined us along the way, from our hilarious guests, to the listeners, to our families who (for some reason) supported us on this venture.

     

    Good riddance, Blossom. I'd prefer if we never spoke again.

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • S05E22 - Goodbye w/special guests: Pamela and Madison!
    Oct 28 2021

    Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a ride. A long, uninspired ride. But we did it! This is THE. BLOSSOM. SERIES. FINALE. With special guests: OUR WIVES! Stay tuned, we're gonna regroup next week to give our final thoughts on this odyssey we, for some reason, chose to embark upon.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • S05E21 - So Many Milestones, So Little Time
    Oct 14 2021

    We let this episode go a little bit long, but that's okay because who cares? This episode of Blossom actually was pretty good! And Jason and Craig are also pretty good! All around, a good episode, you should download it!

     

    **Note, next episode is the Blossom finale, and will be delayed by one week.

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    39 mins
  • S05E20 - You Say Tomato
    Oct 8 2021

    We're the podcast who leaves the technical difficulties in! Because we think you want to peak behind the curtain? NOPE, because our editing staff is too lazy! We're definitely proud to say we still have listeners at this point. 

    Also in this episode: Blossom's a stupid, spoiled piece of crap, but she gets a car anyway! Joey's an undersexed horn-dog, Carol's an oversexed horndog, Nick apparently can't write music after all these years doing so... let's see, what else... Oh yeah, Frank, the weird 5 year-old kid that's always around for some reason is ALSO horned up.

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    29 mins
  • S05E19 - A Star Is Bared
    Oct 2 2021

    Talia Shire (Adrian from Rocky) guest stars. As herself. And it's f*cking weird. It makes us wonder if she's actually like this in real life. All around a terrible episode.

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    23 mins
  • S05E18 - The Departure
    Sep 24 2021

    Even though we haven't seen Tony in weeks, everyone's upset that he's finally leaving. Come on, you're all outta here in like 4 more episodes!

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    22 mins
  • S05E17 - The Date
    Sep 17 2021

    Finally, things get serious on a very special episode of Blossom. (Spoiler alert: things still don't get as serious as Fresh Prince.)

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    32 mins
  • S05E16 - A Mind With A Heart Of Its Own
    Sep 10 2021

    Guess who's back, back again, Vinnie's back, tell a friend. This one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

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    33 mins