Clocking the Nation

By: Christopher Cox and Karina Pauletti
  • Summary

  • Get ready to get clocked! College besties and comic duo Chris Cox and Karina Pauletti take on the entire nation in a podcast focusing on politics, news, gossip, and pop culture. It’s an equal-opportunity affair, and NO ONE is safe. Every week, Chris and Karina will pick through their favorite (or least favorite) headlines to dissect and spill the tea on, with special segments thrown in as a surprise. Why do all podcasts have to be hosted by BUSTED the house straight white men? Listen to these two queens who have a lot to say and absolutely no f*cks to give! Remember, do NOT take any of their advice as serious or literal, this show is for entertainment and religious purposes only.
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Episodes
  • Episode 29: Entering the Hawk Tuah Timeline
    Aug 10 2024

    Welcome back to a new episode goyals! We have all lived through multiple historical events and are entering an even cvntier timeline. To start, we dig into our FAV k!ller, Kyle Rittenhouse aka BustedTheHouse, who was getting eaten alive by MAGAs on X. Why? Because he was casting a ballot for Rand Paul instead of Donald Dump. Speaking of Dump, he took a massive shid on stage at the NABJ, we dissect his latest meltdown for views. And then we clock how crazies like Elon Must and JK Rowling are using The Olympics and trans people for views and likes from weirdos. Then we dive into Bill Maher's Club Ranthru podcast, where he interviews Hawk Tuah girl and serves creepy boomer uncle. We watched his show so you don't have to, and it is even DUSTIER than his primetime program. Enjoy!

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    1 hr
  • Episode 28: We're All Stuck in a Coconut Tree
    Jul 3 2024

    Girlies, we're back with an episode right before our last Independence Day. Your co-hosts hit hard on the right-wing brainrot that's taking over our feeds and country. Miss Lily Gaddis has busted the universe on TikTok for views; we clock how her trad wife shtick is flopping because she's too nuts. Donald Trump and Joe Biden went toe to toe in the moldiest debate on Earth. We dive into how Trump is drumming up support online by being anything for views with Logan Paul on TikTok. The right has its own late-night host, Greg Gutfeld, who is going to bring his comedic "talents" to the RNC. We also eat up Justin Timberlake's mid-life crisis, which is long overdue.

    Thank you for continuing to listen to our show as the simulation gets more fugly for views. We hope we can continue to bring some joy even in these unprecedented times.

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    59 mins
  • Episode 27: A Healthy Non-Republican, Non-Democrat Diet
    May 26 2024

    Ooooweeee, another spicy drop for the goyals. We discuss the ran thru foods, vibes, and health issues plaguing ALL of our houses, no matter how healthy you think you are. While we're all thick and sick, we can take part in the many low-vibrational activities this country has to offer. OpenAI is adding more mess to the fire, considering whether people can use ChatGPT to generate smut and profane material. Our politicians are now coming out as openly ran thru, with RFK Jr. admitting to having brain worms. The spat in the house over eyelashes and Marjorie's bad built butch body is leading all the dusties to share their opinions. We clock John Fetterman, Joe Scarborough, and Hillary Clinton's fugly takes on cable.

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    57 mins

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