In this episode, we discuss the complex, logic defying,

and demon filled story of a girl named Lacey, If you

have ever found yourself nostalgic for the Satanic

Panic of the 80s, then you’ve come to the right place.

Lacey makes such claims as being apart of a

Luciferian Coven and being demonically possessed.

As if one goes without the other.All this sounds a bit

much until this small woman repeatedly demonstrates

her best Hulk Hogan impression much to the chagrin

of everyone present. This demonstration includes

unnatural strength, deep guttural voices, and divine

foreknowledge. Also, a herd of cows circled the house

she was staying in and spent the entire night

head butting it. Props to the demonic for creativity on

that one. If all this doesn’t make your spidey senses

tingle then let me tell you something brother, you

might be a zombie. Yes, I did just remorselessly plug

the next episode in the list. Now proceed to episode 6

if you want to learn more about your fellow zombies.

In this episode, we discuss the bone chilling events surrounding the haunting of the Union Screaming House. It’s really your typical Hallmark story of a single, hard working father and his 3 adorable kids moving into an old charming house. Cherished memories are made, joyous laughter is had, innocent souls are haunted by a demonic shadow figure, and paranormal investigators throw a keg party on the front lawn. Last but not least, there are tears, lots and lots of tears. Remember I just told you the family was haunted by a demonic shadow figure. Imagine a Balrog in your house without a hash smoking wizard to yell at it, “You shall not pass!”. Moral of the story, hide your kids, hide your wife, cuz they haunting everybody in this episode.

In this episode, we discuss the blood soaked reign of cocaine induced tyranny by the nervous pooper himself, Pablo Escobar. Incase you have ever pondered to yourself in the deepest darkest recesses of your mind, “do I have what it takes to be a drug lord?”, you need look no further. In this episode we will be asking the hard questions. Would you make people pay you to NOT steal their car? Would you own 800 safe houses and install the exact same toilet in each one of them so you can have the same bowel moving experience no matter where you are hiding from the Fuzz? Would you convince the government to allow you to build your very own prison and after you served your time (in the gym, casino, club, all things your prison contains) convert it into a vacation resort? If you answered yes to any of these questions of evil ingenuity, then you might have a friend in Pablo. Also, you might be the next Scarface.