HI FRIENDS!

After a few weeks of Shelby having covid (go get your vaccine please), we're back and ready to laugh. So sorry we've been gone, but hey, covid is real and it really can take you out to the fullest extent.

Anyhow, this week we decided to talk about a whole slew of conspiracy theories. We love them, talking about them, laughing at them, and debating whether or not they're real. 9/11, porn, corn, dinosaurs, science, Area 51, and a whole lot of other things.

Keep in mind we are a comedy podcast. We also deal with terrible things by laughing and that is just how we process things without spiraling into a deep, dark, twisty place. So do not take everything we say as real or our true feelings.

All in all, we are happy to be back and making content for you all!

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Thanks for your support!

xoxo
Shelby & Kasey

Recorded with two Blue Yeti mics and Audacity
Music by John_Sib from Pixabay

Hey friends!

This week we finally tackled a topic we've been wanting to talk about since we started the podcast. In true Shelby & Kasey fashion, of course we didn't do this during pride month because we all know that would've made too much sense. So here we are in August. Whatever, you love us anyways.

We talked all about what sexuality is, what our sexuality is, how we came out, what we learned about sexuality/sex education in school (spoiler: not much), and how society views sexuality. We tackled lots of topics all focusing on sexuality. Because, let's be real no one teaches it to you. Unless your name is Daddy Tumblr. 

This is a topic that needs to be discussed more often than it is. We want every child to grow up having options and being taught to be accepting and loving of everyone despite sexual orientation. So help us out and do that.

Anyhow, we enjoyed talking about this (and staying on topic). Next year we will make sure we have a pride episode out during pride month. But hey, at least we're proud all year long! Yeehaw, baby.

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Thanks for your support!

xoxo
Shelby & Kasey

Recorded with two Blue Yeti mics and Audacity
Music by John_Sib from Pixabay

This episode is not sponsored by Daddy Tumblr or pride month. 

Hey friends!

Last week we had ~technical difficulties~ and we just couldn't put out what we recorded in good conscience. We will re-record on that topic some day when we can be together and put it together the way it deserves. So in the meantime, we threw this together and made something chaotic for you.

We talked about how dumb headstones are and WHY are they so expensive?! Shelby's terrible apartment complex, green beans, cruise control, and all of our favorite and least favorite Disney/Pixar movies! Then of course running through all the best throwback movies from our childhood. And of course the chaotic moments while Shelby was attacked by mosquitos.

It's just a whole lot of weird. But we had fun, and it was a wild ride, as always. We hope you enjoy! 

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Thanks for your support!

xoxo
Shelby & Kasey

Recorded with a Tonor TC-777 and a Blue Yeti mic and Audacity
Music by John_Sib from Pixabay

*This episode is sponsored by Facebook or Mark Zuckerberg* lol

Hey friends!

This week we recorded together on the chaotic couch! Reunited and it feels so good. And to honor that, we played a game! Which we will probably play again some other time. (so send us topics to argue about!) We wrote down random thoughts, topics, ideas, and put them all into a hat. We each drew one and argued on how miserable the topic is, and the other person had to argue how wonderful the topic is. 

We argued about Starbucks, the English language, sheeeeeeeeeeeessshh, our DAMN MICS, Karens, and lots more. We also suddenly discovered how different we order our steaks. AND Kasey taught you what butterflying a steak can do for you. So, you may have actually learned something this week. Who knew?! Not us. We also talked about tampons and diva cups, Jeff Bezos stepping down as CEO, he works hard for the money, Donatella Versace and who knows what else. 

A lot of our comments are 100% satire. We are a comedy podcast. We're here to laugh, make jokes and entertain. So please for the love of god, do not take our jokes to heart. And we do love nurses. Promise. 

Anyway, we hope you laugh and enjoy us being chaotic as always. We'll see y'all next week!

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Thanks for your support!

xoxo
Shelby & Kasey

Recorded with two Tonor TC-777 mics and Audacity
Music by John_Sib from Pixabay

Also, NOT sponsored by Papa John's. BUT, hey Papa John's, give us a call. Kasey loves you. And Shelby will learn to love you. 

Hey friends!

**TRIGGER WARNING**
We talked a good bit about narcissists and weight. If this is something of this nature would trigger you, use caution listening to this episode.

We really dove into a handful of pop culture things happening on the internet in the past few weeks. We talked all about our thoughts and feelings on Gabbie Hanna and her horrendous actions. Her using her ADHD as a pass to be a horrible human being. Which is so inexcusable and foul. We also took on Dhar Mann's weirdly odd content that he posts on Facebook. His heart is in the right place, but holy cow his content is just cringy. We tried to come up with better ways for him to create his content. So, hey we're real people and available to assist. 
 
We somehow also got onto the topic of our celebrity crushes (which includes cartoon characters, yikes we know). Please call us Leighton Meester and Jake Gyllenhall, PLEASE CALL US. We're always available for you.

Anyhow, we appreciate y'all! Thanks for listening!

Find us on Facebook & Instagram! Send us podcast topic ideas! We would love to hear what you'd like to hear from us!

Thanks for your support!

xoxo
Shelby & Kasey

Recorded with two Tonor TC-777 mics and Audacity
Music by John_Sib from Pixabay

HEY FRIENDS!

We didn't pick a topic. Surprise surprise! We had one week of a really solid week with a great episode that stayed on track, so clearly this week we were due for a chaotic week. We swear to god we'll be back and sticking to a topic. We promise!!

Imagine watching Idiocracy while tripping, and that's about how this weeks episode is. Anyhow, we talked about a ton of different things. We talked about the ghost girl that lives in Shelby's bathroom, how we ended up in our friendship, high school bullies, Karen's, our kids, and god knows what else. We're just bouncing around from thought to thought with no stopping.

We hope you're at least entertained this week, we will be better next week.

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Thanks for your support!

xoxo
Shelby & Kasey

Recorded with two Tonor TC-777 mics and Audacity
Music by John_Sib from Pixabay

FRIENDS! HELLO! We've missed this.

We took one week off and just had friend time. And the following week, Kasey's computer was possessed by a 1970s evil nerd devil or something. Which made it absolutely impossible for us to record (the computer was making an audible noise that was not going to be able to record over). So if you put a hex on us, politely don't. Thankfully, Andrew fixed it somehow! So shoutout him for fixing it for us, thank you thank thank you!

Anyways, we have both worked in some pretty crappy jobs (sorry Subway, O'Charley's and Sam's Club, but for real). We have been terrorized by coworkers, bosses, animals, and guests. And all some terrible working conditions. But hello, welcome to the customer service and service industry. Turn 'em, and burn 'em. 

Sometimes human beings suck horribly. It's never good, never fun, and truthfully miserable. With that being said, BE NICE TO PEOPLE. It really isn't that hard. To quote Bowling For Soup, "Don't be a dick."

Thank you all for your patience and love. We appreciate you all so much.

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xoxo
Shelby & Kasey

Recorded with two Tonor TC-777 mics and Audacity
Music by John_Sib from Pixabay

For legal reasons, we do not work for or speak for Subway, O'Charley, or Sam's Club. 

Hi friends!

First and foremost, HAPPY PRIDE, Y'ALL!

Second, we decided to very vaguely and briefly look into astral projection and the CIA documents that were released. Thank you to all the redditors and reddit threads we used for this episode (linked below). Shelby has a decent grasp on it, Kasey has no idea, and the DIA is hiding stuff and we know it. But who knows. APPARENTLY you can astral project and KILL SOMEONE?! So we don't know what really is going on in the astral plane. Maybe one day we will find a witch to teach us how to! (If you're a witch who knows how to, please email us, we would love to interview you!)

Of course, we do create and talk about lots of chaos. Such as Kasey maybe being fired from REDACTED because her schedule wouldn't load,
Shelby's two left ears, anxiety, lucid dreaming, and learning that we know NOTHING about animals or bugs at all whatsoever.

We do somehow end on talking about TikTok? And never finish talking about shadow people. One day we will circle back to it and finish the conversation and round off that chat.

Anyhow, enjoy this nonsense. We love you! Thanks!

xoxo
Shelby & Kasey

Astral Projection links used! 

• Here is the list of Government / CIA Astral Projection Documents with explanations
• Astral Projection: Quick Start Guide
• Weird experiences as a child

Recorded with two Tonor TC-777 mics and Audacity
Music by John_Sib from Pixabay