Crispy Coated Robots

By: Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
  • Summary

  • "THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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Episodes
  • Crispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies of 2024
    Jan 7 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.

    What do you mean, "You People"?
    Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick.
    Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial.
    Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo
    Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it.
    Chalamet over Hubert?
    Joker 2: fans 1 (Spoiler - it's Jason)
    Jim and Jason are impressed with the return of Chet from Weird Science.

    Who voted for Ron Swanson?
    Is Joseph a true F1 Racing fan?

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    39 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #254 - 2025 Anticipations
    Dec 31 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode has warm nuts.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.

    Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.
    Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.
    Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?
    Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.
    Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.

    Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year?
    Is the world ready for a naked gun?

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    30 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday Traditions
    Dec 24 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!

    Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".
    Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.
    According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.
    Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).
    The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.
    Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.
    Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.
    That's not 40%. That's 13%. People rely on tips.
    Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas.

    Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children?
    According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?

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    24 mins

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