I punched my ticket to hell during this episode.

A L.A. woman is using her son's fluids to keep her young.

A North Carolina woman accidentally glued her eyes shut with nail glue.

Two men were found dead in Washington state from exposure after looking for Sasquatch.

An ultimate ‘look at me’ moment as a woman bragged about getting her PhD, throwing a lavish party for herself, and talking about it on social media.

Jack In the Box customer got laid out after going nuts on employees because they forgot their curly fries.

Aaron Rodgers hints that he may retire from the NFL.

Saquon Barkley won't play this weekend and won't have a chance to beat the single season rushing record.

Three Denver Broncos—Nik Bonitto, Marvin Mims Jr., and Pat Surtain II—were named 2025 Pro Bowl starters.

Despite the Kansas City Chiefs resting their starters, the Denver Broncos may have their hands full with Carson Wentz.

Connery DeHuff chimes in on Tokyo switching to a four day work week to promote higher birth rate.

A Rolls Royce driver in California was arrested for DUI and possession of a monkey.

New Colorado laws may impact your day-to-day life.

Shedeur Sanders ALLEGEDLY rented out a strip club in San Antonio on Christmas night and the following day.

No excuses for the Denver Broncos - Andy Reid made it official. Patrick Mahomes will sit out of the Chiefs regular season finale against the Denver Broncos, and Carson Wentz will get the start.

Cowboy DeHuff gives you the latest Entertainment News:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are now divorced after 7 years of battling.

Mr. Beast announced he's getting married.

Stanley cup/container craze!

Cyber Trucks rust and a slew of other problems.

Influencers are causing more problems at the gym... some even painting on clothing to workout.

Tipping culture is out of control. Companies forcing tips…

Buc-ees came to Colorado.

United Airlines let a Rockies coach sit in the cockpit... plus, fights - deification - influencers disrupt flights - hamsters, mice, rats, and snakes on planes.

Olympics ... Snoop Dogg, Raygun, blue scrotum guy.

Eclipse caused people to Google ‘eyes burning’.

UFO spotted over Red Rocks.

Neuralink… Elon Musk backed science that has a lot of good.

Hawk Tuah girl rises… then falls.

Art piece of shit…. Banana duct-taped to a wall.

Diddy "freak offs".

A woman ate a cat in Ohio.

Deadpool and Wolverine.

Australian scientists lost viruses.

Drones over New Jersey.

Bald eagle is officially the national bird of the USA.

Jake Paul fought Mike Tyson, and Tyson ruined his legacy.

Bo Nix has brought pride back to the Denver Broncos.

Deion Sanders took the University of Colorado to its first bowl game in a long time. But now what?

So of all these stories, what was the craziest of them all?

Police say an Amazon driver ditched 80 packages in the woods before Christmas because they were 'stressed'.

Chess champion quits after being fined for wearing jeans.

Missing dog rings Florida family's doorbell on Christmas Eve

9 days away.

Riley Moss and the Denver Broncos ate a shit sandwich against the Bengals. Next up, the play for their playoff lives against the Chiefs.

Tom Brady says ‘sacks’ funny.

2025 predictions:

Elon Musk will weasel his way into great power.

We will openly meet, then fight with extraterrestrial intelligent life.

Terrestrial radio will continue to die.

Gambling will cause major issues in sports.

WTF?! The bald eagle is officially the national bird of the United States. It wasn’t all this time until Joe Biden made it legit.

So gross! Competitive eater, Leah Shutkever, ate 49 grams of cotton candy in 60 seconds.

I figured out how you and I can break a Guinness World Record!

Angry Chipotle customer makes her own bowl.

Deion Sanders addressed his team before the Alamo Bowl.

Broncos are in Cincinnati to take on the Bengals.

Leftovers from Festivus.

Does believing in Santa make kids act better? A study at Oxford, Durham, Edinburgh and Leeds Universities has some shocking results.

Should we as a society stop lying to our kids and get rid of the idea of Santa Clause & other mythical figures?

I think we should use Krampus in the U.S. like they do in Germany.

I have a long list of worst gifts received. Some are pretty wild!

My first character voice on the radio was Frank the disgruntled Elf.

Leftover Festivus interaction with the listeners.

Robots from a China start-up, have begun to be mass produced, and are outpacing Tesla. I give Elon Musk some business advice to achieve success.

A woman who has over 1,000 first dates will never find love until she changes some things.

Colorado Buffaloes stand together - Shedeur Sanders defended Travis Hunter by calling out all the haters bagging on Hunter’s fiancé.

Shedeur Sanders may not be a Las Vegas Raider if they keep winning.

Who should be the offensive rookie of the year - Jayden Daniels or Bo Nix?

In honor of Festivus, I give you my biggest grievances.

I’m living in fear of Steve Hissington. The ball python living in my basement.

A porn star sold her likeness to AI so she doesn't have to work as much.

An almost perfectly spherical egg was auctioned for $250.

A London grandmother has developed an Italian accent and begun using Italian phrases after recovering from a stroke.

Jack Black and Paul Rudd announced a new Anaconda movie.

The Denver Broncos had an epic collapse against the L.A. Chargers on TNF.

The Phoenix Suns came out with a $2 menu for their home games.