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Walter fills in the details about how he and his high school classmates were forced to swim naked in gym class. Then the guys drop some names of comedians they used to know back in the day. And they learn the fun fact that duck’s penises are really weirdly shaped.

Plus, the Duckers do parodies of political ads, a salute to the brassiere’s birthday, Jean Smiley tries to put a smile on your face, and 9-year-old Tim tries to convince us that his dad was the “Best Dad in the World.”

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We… Are… Back! with a new season!

On our Halloween show: Tim claims he went to high school with Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the ups and downs of that relationship. Then Jim tells us about his high school years and the troubles he had with "Greasers." Plus, we discuss tips on how to exact vengeance.

There are sketches about a not-so-menacing vampire, a celebrity impersonator who not only does voices, he hears them, too, and a surreal shopping experience at a creepy K-Mart. Plus a few more things.

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More lowbrow hi jinx -- talk and sketches -- from those guys and a gal that call themselves Duck Logic any day now!!

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The guys actually know some current pop stars but can’t pronounce Chappell Roan. Jim knows his pharma commercials. Tim comes down with Covid. And fashion without pants. We do lots of Labor Day sketches, there’s a quiz show that seems to be missing something, a song about suntans, and comic Jimmy Velvet, our first-ever guest.

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This week the guys talk about the fickleness of fame and Tim's special relationship with poop.

Then: what do you do with a Master’s in philosophy? Become a hostage negotiator, of course. Plus creative decor for your wiener. Sending your brooding kids to John Mellon Camp. Laughing off any embarrassing situation. And, a Midwest, summertime favorite-- Keith Richard's Faire!

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Yeah sorry, due to circumstances beyond our control, we didn't post a show this week! Let us explain!!

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The Duck Logic guys talk about sexist camera angles at the Olympics, the most annoying commercials, and playwrights that were chick magnets. Then we play sketches about a cop who plays by the book--- a very boring book, partying in a bar with celibates, and your sidewalk wants to get to know you.

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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The guys discuss the many uses for cotton swabs, Phish concerts performed on trampolines, and how Walter’s prostate surgeon was faking it. We’ve got sketches about a condom store that caters to “unusually shaped” men, things that don’t translate to audio, and a lost recording of 1930s cartoon: The Katzenjammer Kids.

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• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic
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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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