A grown man professes his love to his wife on Facebook, a woman makes up a story about helping an old lady up off the ground, a woman goes to the town Facebook page to ask if there is a specific type of toilet paper in stock at the local Sam's Club and more.

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Fentanyl in the kids Hallowen candy, the two most attention seekers in the world the Kelce brothers and the people who post a picture of themselves with an I voted sticker are discussed.

Dump people posting dumb shit on social media and a rant about how awful Jelly Roll is.

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A bunch of examples of people on social media copying and pasting inspirational quotes from somewhere else thinking they are going to help solve other people's problems. They're not. Check out my Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. He's coming to the following cities: Boston, Akron, OH, St. Louis, Poughkeepsie, NY, Dunellon, NJ, Erie, PA, Morris Plains, NJ, Key West, FL, Fort Lauderdale, FL and San Diego.

A bunch of one star reviews from entitled people that didn't get their way at a business they went to. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Get your Everbody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine.com.

Fall season is here so it's time to remind everyone that Halloween is coming soon so it's time to post to watch out about fentanyl in candy and make sure you order your Pumpkin Spice lattes!

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Dumb Vanity Plates like Pro Taco, AH BLT ME, LOL OIL on a Tesla and more are discussed.

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Awful dating profiles are discussed this week.

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