Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

THIS WEEK: The Dillons talk animals with talent, adult jungle gyms, jellyfish of nightmares, a douchey wedding crasher, invasive goats and Tiffany and Kevin try their hand at songwriting!

This week's headlines include:

• Fossil Uncovered Reveals Jellyfish Once Had Quills
• So You Think You Can Dance? That’s Nice, So Can This Horse
• Grazing Hell: 200 Escaped Goats Hoof it Through California Neighborhood
• In South Korea, Adult Jungle Gyms & Recess Time Make Workplaces More Fun
• Houston Man Charged With Trespassing When Refusing To Leave Socially Distant Wedding Ceremony.
• Stressed and anxious? These are apparently the happiest songs in the world.

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This week we chat about lonely aquariums, desperate moms, ghost stories, a man taking a goldfish for a walk, and in an epic moment, Tiffany raps an Eminem song as convicted murderer, Robert Durst.  

This week's headlines include:

• Spotify Reports Shift in Streamed Music As Parents Expose Kids To New Tunes  
• Spanish Cops Bust Man Taking Goldfish For Walk  
• Is Your House Haunted Or Are You Spending Too Much Time Inside? Reported Hauntings Up 300%
• Employee Saves Boss’s Life with Heimlich Via Zoom  
• Desperate Mother Leaves Note For Family and Hides in the Attic  
• Aquarium Asks You to FaceTime Their Eels so They Don’t Forget Humans During Lockdown   

In addition, we discuss the most Google'd recipes by state while people adhere to stay at home orders across the Unites States.  One state in our union is Googling banana pudding more than should really be necessary- find out below.  

What's the most popular recipe in your state?
https://news.yahoo.com/whats-most-popular-recipe-state-213115176.html

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Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

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This week the Dillons are back with a full lengther- that's what they call it. Accept it. They talk office llamas, a survivalist cat, underground coasters, hobbies, a cashew with a famous face and of course the best way to pass the time while in quarantine - even if the lame-o neighbor lady hates it. 

Let's also take a moment to celebrate: FAKE HEADLINES PODCAST IS TWO YEARS OLD!

This week's headlines include:

• Bored at Home? Hobby Helper will Help You Get a Hobby (That Isn’t Netflix).
• Woman Calls Police on Neighbors When They Won’t Stop Having Constant Sex
• This Farm Sanctuary Will Let You Invite a Llama or Goat to your Next Video Meeting
• Pet Cat Survives 40 Days Locked in Apartment After Human Family Is Hospitalized with Coronavirus
• Cashew Shaped Like Nicolaus Cage Sells on EBay for $1200
• Underground Roller Coaster Construction Halted After Unmarked Graves Discovered

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Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

#Buffalo #Comedy #SupportSmallBusiness #Markola #KittyBoxPress

The Dillons are socially distancing themselves and are set up in their home offices for the time being as a global pandemic sends shockwaves throughout every facet of daily living.  Dark stuff, huh? Let us be the bright unidentified shiny thing in the dark dismal sky! What? Anyway, come laugh with us! This week we chat COVID-19, our lives, our plans, and our hopes for you- our friends and listeners, along with slinging some silly off the cuff conversation about some weird ass stories.  

We're just trying to make sense of it all while having a few laughs.  We hope you do too! Stay Safe! Wash Your Hands! 

This Week's Headlines:

• 5 Work At Home Office Hacks For Newbies
  
• Devastated woman discovers plant she's been watering for two years is fake
  
• Bakery’s Savory BBQ Pie Is Both Dinner & Dessert
  
• Fort Worth Police Chase With Cow Begins on Rodeo Street
  
• Florida Man Spends Weeks Leaving Food for Bashful Stray Cat, Only to Discover it Was a Garden Gnome
  
• Vintage Spy Compact Discovered in Toy Chest at Baltimore Estate Sale
  

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Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

#Buffalo #Comedy

Thank you to our listeners in New Zealand and Australia for making Fake Headlines Podcast one of the top comedy shows on the Apple Podcast Charts!

The Dillons have some deep conversations about men and women in the workplace, gender inequalities, the universe, the cost of healthcare, but then we also talk about how we made cheese this weekend and and how Kevin has licks mayonnaise off spoons. So really, there is something for everyone on this your new favorite podcast.

Each week The Dillons talk about the wacky news headlines they've discovered online and make up a couple of their own for good measure.  Then they try to guess which funny headlines is actual a real story.  

This Week's Headlines:

• Vampire Star System Shows One Star Gorging on Another
• Bring Your Best Friend and Prepare to be A-Mazed! This Cactus Maze Will Have You Going in Blind
• Criminal Dressed as Old Lady Unsuccessfully Uses Rascal Scooter as a Getaway Car
• Men are Twice as Emotional as Women at Work, Study Finds
• Visit the ER Without Leaving Your Home With These New Connected Machines
• Cracker Barrel Unveils Vegan Chicken Fried Steak

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Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!