• Bureaucracy Snuffed the UFO (New UAP Hearings, Terrorgram, and Mark Robinson)
    Sep 30 2024

    Summary

    In this episode, Fiasco Jones and TWee delve into the latest UFO investigations by the US government, exploring the implications of upcoming hearings and the mixed messages from key figures in ufology. They also discuss the troubling rise of political violence and extremism, highlighting recent arrests and the absurdity of certain ideologies. The conversation wraps up with a look at various scandals and conspiracies in the Audacity Chronicle, showcasing the bizarre and often humorous aspects of current events. All that and Last Week in Multiple Choice!

    Takeaways

    • The US government is ramping up UFO investigations, but skepticism remains.
    • Expectations for UFO hearings are low due to past disappointments.
    • Political violence is on the rise, with extremist groups becoming more active.
    • The absurdity of some conspiracy theories reflects a deeper societal issue.
    • Humor can be found even in the darkest discussions of current events.
    • The concept of 'tired light' challenges traditional views of the universe's expansion.
    • The rise of political figures with controversial pasts raises questions about accountability.
    • The podcast blends humor with serious commentary on societal issues.
    • The Audacity Chronicle highlights the bizarre nature of modern conspiracies.
    • The conversation emphasizes the importance of critical thinking in today's media landscape.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • "I Killed Death," Declared the ECMO Man (Death Science, Robot Love & Trash Clowns)
    Sep 16 2024

    In this episode, Fiasco Jones and TWee delve into the mysteries of death, exploring new scientific findings that challenge conventional beliefs about the brain's activity post-mortem. They discuss the implications of biohybrid robots and the intersection of love and robotics, while also dredging the sesspool of MAGA brain disfunction following the recent Presidential Election between VP Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Was anyone wearing secret spy technology, and could a magic spell have caused Trump to lose his mind? It's a rip roaring conversation filled with sacriligious insights on the nature of existence, technology, and societal issues.

    Takeaways according to AI

    • Death is often viewed as a finality, but new research suggests otherwise.
    • The brain may remain active for hours after clinical death.
    • Biohybrid robots using fungi could revolutionize robotics.
    • The emotional connection humans have with robots is profound.
    • Political discourse is increasingly bizarre and disconnected from reality.
    • The concept of love is evolving with the rise of robotics.
    • MAGA's response to political events often involves conspiracy theories.
    • The ethics of creating consciousness in artificial beings is complex.
    • Humor can be found in the absurdity of modern politics.
    • The intersection of technology and humanity raises important questions.

    Chapters

    03:26 Last week in Multiple Choice
    23:19 What in the Weird: The Science of Death
    41:56 The Rise of Biohybrid Robots
    53:13 The Intersection of Love and Robotics
    01:00:28 Audacity Chronicle: MAGA cospiracy and the Debate Fallout

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Portals and the AI Gods Who Love Them (extra-dimensional Portals, AI Gods, & Bad Omens)
    Sep 2 2024

    Summary

    In this episode, Fiasco Jones and TWee discuss various topics including conspiracy theories, Halloween decorations, and bizarre news stories. They touch on subjects such as interdimensional portals, AI communication with elder gods, cults, and strange phenomena in the Philippines. They also explore the concept of 'brain rot' on social media, haunting sounds in San Francisco, and a controversial trend on Christian TikTok. The episode concludes with a segment called 'Great News to End On' and a discussion about mad scientists in Switzerland and the sinking of a super yacht. In this conversation, Fiasco Jones discusses various predictions and omens, including the revelation of specific dates for encountering life on another planet, the potential spiritual consequences of artificial intelligence, and the collapse of human civilization due to deforestation. They also touch on topics such as the trial of an exorcist, a mission to pair wandering spirits with soulless bodies, and an investigation into a church attack. The conversation ends with discussions on bad omens, including the discovery of a rare fish, the collapse of an ancient pyramid, and the dire warning of continued deforestation.

    Chapters

    00:00 Introduction and Recap
    01:00 Conspiracy Theories and Unreasonable Dimensions
    02:57 Summerween and Social Media Slang
    08:16 Brain Rot and Unusual Phenomena
    10:35 Haunting Sounds and Controversial Trends
    15:00 Multiple-Choice Questions: Last Week in Review
    18:02 Mad Scientists and Interdimensional Portals
    26:28 The Sinking of a Super Yacht and Foul Play
    32:14 Conclusion and Future Predictions
    33:07 Unveiling the Unknown: Predictions and Omens
    36:22 Life on Another Planet: A Glimpse into the Future
    43:43 Artificial Intelligence and the Spiritual Realm
    53:25 Trials, Investigations, and Spiritual Projects
    56:37 The Ominous Signs of Collapse: Bad Omens
    58:05 Environmental Crisis: The Urgency of Deforestation

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • The Curse Market (Demonic Reeboks, Nuclear War, & The Market for Cursed Objects)
    Nov 13 2022
    From salt circles, and iron horseshoes to urine-based potions humans across the world have worked tirelessly to protect themselves from the forces of evil. In particular curses. But in, perhaps, another sign that we live in pre-apocalyptic times, a market for cursed things has sprung up on the internet and business is good. We’ll explore the curse market and all of it’s amazing potential for supernatural chaos on today’s show   But if buying and selling objects imbued with darkest evil isn’t your thing, we have GREAT NEWS TO END ON coming up later where we’ll discuss the looming prospect of nuclear annihilation. It’s sure to be a blast.   All that plus the latest goings on in the world of conspiracy when we discuss THAT PARANOID STYLE   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee.

    Far Off Topic is produced by Fiasco JOnes and edited by command of the dark voices projected through the paintings bought on the cursed market

    If you’d like to support the show buy a cursed doll and mail it to Putin and see if that enough to instigate a nuclear war. You can also subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled. 

      SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.    
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Dark Age 2024 (Trump Anon, Ra Material & Thinking Plants)
    Sep 28 2022
    As they say, life comes at you hard and nothing hits harder than a falling empire. Is the US casually drifting into failed state status? Will “domestic asymmetric warfare” become the next big hashtag contaminating social media in our near future? The answer is yes the only question is when. We will scry the omens as we discuss Dark Age 2024 or the Age of Everything Sucks on todays episode plus so much more.   Of course  it’s not all bad news though, some of it’s just beautiful and weird. For instance why are increasing numbers of people starting to join a 1980’s era new age space cult created by a disembodied alien intelligence? It’s the latest trend abducting hearts and minds and we’ll talk all about it in the AUDACITY CHRONICLE at the end of the show.   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Produced and edited entirely from instructions channeled through me by our lord Ophiuchus.  

    If you’d like to support the show, subscribe, post a review or chronicle your plans for Dark Age 2024 on the internet and see how long it takes for a Christian Nationalist to denounce you as an Antifa Satan working to advance the Ra Material.

      SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Troubled Waters (Nessie MIA & Covid Snake Vaccine)
    Jul 12 2022
    What’s strange is new again. Which is another way to say, It’s time to discuss the latest trove of UFO documents pried from the hands of the US Government. According to said documents thirsty UFO’s have been swiping right during their nocturnal visits to earth and if that wasn’t bad enough one of these pervs may have left a woman with it’s hybrid space-baby. We’ll be talking about that as well as the shocking Loch Ness Phallus theory among other things in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD SEGMENT   And if you feel guilty for never drinking your required 4 liters of water throughout the day we have the perfect excuse. Water is poison. Yeah, it seems satan has secretly contaminated the water supply. If that sounds crazy then you’ll know why we’re talking about it in our Audacity Chronicle segment at the end of the show.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • The Bellingham Lights Incident (Northwest UFOs, GOP Sex Cults & Feral People)
    Apr 8 2022
    No one ever thinks it will happen to them. Least of all anyone who actually wants it to happen to them. Of course I’m talking about UFO sightings but it could apply to anything fun. Ghost encounters, surprise parties or randomly bumping into Scarlett Johansson and realizing that she’s actually just a down to earth person and not the blood thirsty cenobite you dreamt of that one time you were high on ceremonial Yaqui peyote.   I digress.    Tonight we’re investigating the shows second - eye witness - UFO encounter. Set your skepticism to stun because murder is a crime.    And because strange is our particular cup of tea we’ll be double dosing with tales of shotgun battles between a lunatic and telepathic aliens, Soviet ESP experiments and Eyes Wide Shut Republican sex cults. We’ll cover that in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD segment in the second half of the show.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Critical War Theory (Ukraine, Racism, & Weirdness)
    Mar 16 2022
    It’s been more than two weeks and the war between Russia and Ukraine is already getting old. Outlets are already scaling back their Ooo-Rah headlines about Ukrainian military successes and instead are pivoting to the discrepancy of EU and NATO responses to pretty much every other war between the west and non-westerners. Is this war fatigue? Algorithm optimization? something else? It’s probably a combination of all of that and none of the above - because we live in Hell. Regardless it’s something we’ll be talking about. Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.

     

     

     

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    1 hr and 13 mins