Hello Dysfunction

By: Hello Dysfunction
  • Summary

  • Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”
    HelloDysfunction©2020
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Episodes
  • 285: Do You Have Lover?
    Jan 6 2025
    Crystal had some major dental work, RIP Cat Woman, we need a shed and car stuff can be overwhelming. Carolyn won’t listen and Jimbo might be her roommate, Pat’s phone is full of mysteries, Crystal discovered a disgusting way to get high and we love a thrifting score.

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • 284: Is He A Capricorn?
    Dec 28 2024
    Co-sleeping is amazing, a few cigs are good as a treat, the 90s had the best shoes and stockings are Crystal’s jam. Peez loves Jesus, women are magic, don’t be a mood killer and corporations are GREEDY.

    For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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    Subscribe on YouTube!
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    Follow us on IG:
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    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 283: Disgusting Gender
    Dec 22 2024
    Cults are fascinating, Carolyn’s chemical warfare, billionaires are scum and we’ve made some mistakes. Older kids are a different kind of stress, sometimes you just gotta explode, pigs contain human and nature provides everything we need.

    For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
    Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

    Subscribe on YouTube!
    https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

    Follow us on IG:
    Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

    Email us your questions/stories:
    hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
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    1 hr and 32 mins

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