It's 2025 and change is in the air. Cam is engaged and is starting his new job in a couple weeks and Eli is hoping to lose 50 pounds (it's mainly water weight). But don't worry, despite all of these changes, we are the same insubordinate and churlish individuals you have come to tolerate.

2025...will be ours. In the short term, OSU has gotta win a football game against Oregon. In the long term, Luke has to get into college and Eli has to lose weight. Easy? No. Likely? No. Accomplishable? Maybe.

Merry Christmas!!! This time of year is a perfect time for being with loved ones, eating some delicious food, stalking people on Instagram with burner accounts, exchanging presents, singing lots of -- wait what?

Cam saw the Wicked movie (he has never felt more powerful or held more space in his life) and Eli has started eating salads (his body is oozing with testosterone). In short, both of these guys are the epitome of masculinity.

Football has broken our hearts. OSU lost, the Bengals and Browns are both bad, and fantasy football went as disastrous as you'd think. Aside from that, the boys discuss whether or not wearing a team jersey in a social setting (outside of sporting events) is acceptable.

It's officially time to start celebrating Christmas -- the happiest time of the year. But after a stressful week of work, the holidays, and a certain football team losing a certain rivalry game to an unranked opponent, our spirits are kinda down.

Eli is dying. Happy New Year. In other news, the boys reminisce through some old photos and critic each other's hair and facial hair. Safe to say, there was a glow up....mainly because the bar was low.

What's worse than neck pain? Nothing. War? Famine? Forget about it. Neck pain is probably the worst thing that anyone can ever experience....at least according to Colin...who battled through neck pain for 70 minutes in order to record this episode. What a champ.