• Interview with the Vampire

  • Jun 24 2024
  • Length: 50 mins
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Interview with the Vampire

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  • INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

    Q: I'm here today for Primetime Pals, interviewing our latest guest: an honest-to-God vampire!

    V: The world is a murky tomb and I am its deathless curator.

    Q: Uh-huh, sounds great! So, what's it like being a prince of darkness, a scourge upon the lifeblood of us mortals, an exsanguinator par excellence?

    V: Oh, y'know, it's pretty drab.

    Q: I'm sure that's not true! Why, sitting before me right now is one resplendent fellow, dressed to the nines, your mane of hair set perfectly, with the porcelain pallidness of a marble statue.

    V: [sigh] I'm terribly sad.

    Q: ...ok. Well, why don't you give us some insight into the enthralling, devious behaviour your bloodlust has drawn out of you?

    V: I mean, what's the point of it all, really?

    Q: Jesus Christ, mate, you're a f%&king bummer, aye?

    V: I just miss Lestat so much.

    Q: Who's Lestat, another albino sad boy?

    V: He was a deranged, pansexual madman who wrought bloody havoc every which way he went.

    Q: WHERE'S THAT GUY?! He sounds like tons of fun!

    V: I set him on fire and fed him to an alligator.

    Q: Ok, now that's interesting! Tell me more.

    V: It was one of the hardest things I've ever done and I'll never forgive myself.

    Q: Gah, you're insuffera-Pal!
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