Don't worry, y'all. We can use the "H" word. It's our culture.

This is the story of the Honky Chateau. Come for the ghosts, stay for: Pulled a real Lenny on that goat; Madame Guillotiine; I would like to buy 30 tiny beds; a weak, sad boy; into the smushery with you; Booty Duty 2 through 4; I'm in incognito mode.

If you think this one's fun, you should see what we've got over at Ghost+!

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%A2teau_d%27H%C3%A9rouville
• https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/chateau-dherouville-french-mansion-van-gogh-david-bowie/
• https://www.messynessychic.com/2023/08/31/forget-versailles-tune-into-the-forgotten-chateau-that-became-frances-abbey-road/
• https://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/aug/04/honky-chateau-recording-studio-for-sale
• https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35152716
• https://stewross.com/honky-chateau/
• https://reverb.com/news/le-chateau-dherouville-un-studio-mythique
• https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/petrified-elton-john-filmed-ghosts-30956219
• https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/elton-john-left-petrified-after-30962120

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A9d%C3%A9ric_Chopin
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Sand
• https://interlude.hk/frederic-chopin-and-george-sand-the-real-story-behind-their-relationship
• https://justbackdated.blogspot.com/2015/08/the-chateau-dherounville-robin-gibb.html

Get ready to bust a stitch over this star-spangled spectre! Cotent warning: This one gets a little flag-sexy.

This is the story of Betsy Ross. Come for the ghost, stay for: Just like dad’s toes; Limericists; We'll get a Sarah for you; Potato smell; The best way to hide from ghosts; I am base; Dril tweets; Maybe don't tell your friends about this one.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Ross
• https://www.womenshistory.org/education-resources/biographies/betsy-ross
• https://www.travelchannel.com/interests/haunted/articles/historic-us-ghosts

Someone find Nicolas Cage, we're going to The Rock! (Do us a favor and don't bring up the LaLaurie Mansion episode when you see him, ok?)

This is the story of the hauntings of Alcatraz. Come for the ghosts, stay for air law; Do your worst, you filthy Canuck; The Isle of Pedantic; Now it’s time for the cannons; In support of white imperialism; The earthquake equivalent of toilets; Harvey Dent’s other famous quote; and it’s called the D block for a reason.

Oh, and here's the photo of the Lady of Alcatraz.

Sources:

• https://www.legendsofamerica.com/ca-alcatrazghosts/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcatraz_Island
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_de_Ayala
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Johnston
• https://medium.com/globetrotters/the-ghosts-of-alcatraz-the-rock-and-my-scary-silly-imaginations-48a4691a1dfe
• https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/18/ghost-of-young-woman-photographed-alcatraz-prison-pictures_n_5506629.html