***WARNING, EXCESSIVE COUGHING THROUGH OUT THE EPISODE*** Sorry guys, i tried to suppress as much as i could.
(00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
(15:18) - MUSIC NEWS
(29:26) - QUESTION
(31:14) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
(44:06) - GUESS THE SONG
(56:52) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
(57:12) - ENDING AND OUTRO
In a toaster far away, a piece of toast named Toasty brooded over his destiny. Not content with just being a breakfast staple, Toasty dreamed of pouring his crumbs and heart into music. Thus, he formed an emo band named "Fall Out Toast."
The band had five melodramatic members:
Toasty, the soulful lead singer.
Rye-an, the edgy guitarist.
Sour-dough, the moody drummer.
Moose, the introspective bassist.
Selso, the mysterious keyboardist.
One rainy morning, Toasty received a heartfelt message from Zach, Art, and Zeke of the EZ Struggle Podcast. They were the band's most devoted fans, sharing tales of their daily struggles and finding solace in Fall Out Toast’s music. Toasty felt an undeniable urge to write a song just for them.
With eyeliner smudged and crumbs scattered, Toasty picked up his quill and began to scribble lyrics:
"VERSE:
In the toaster of life, we're just burnt and cold,
Crumbs falling down, tales untold.
For Zach, Art, and Zeke, fans so true,
Your struggles and stories make us feel renewed.
CHORUS:
EZ Struggles, hear our call,
Through the cracks and the falls.
Zach, Art, and Zeke, you break the mold,
In this burnt slice's story, your tales are gold.
VERSE:
From podcast mics to emo cries,
You lift us up when we despise.
In the kitchen of life, where crumbs reside,
Your voices echo, far and wide.
CHORUS:
EZ Struggles, hear our call,
Through the cracks and the falls.
Zach, Art, and Zeke, you break the mold,
In this burnt slice's story, your tales are gold.
BRIDGE:
Here’s to you, podcast kings,
Your voices and struggles make us sing.
From Fall Out Toast, this song's for you,
A toast to dreams, and struggles too.
OUTRO:
With Moose on bass and Selso on keys,
Your tales bring us to our knees.
To Zach, Art, and Zeke, this song’s a cheer,
From Fall Out Toast, we’re always here."
When Fall Out Toast performed "EZ Struggles" for the first time, the crowd erupted in cheers. Zach, Art, and Zeke couldn't believe their ears. Finally, their daily grind had a soundtrack, a tune that resonated with their lives. Toasty knew that even in a world full of crumbs and crusts, dreams could rise like the dough of destiny, and fans like Zach, Art, and Zeke were the yeast to their bread of life.
The end. 🎸🥪
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