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Allen’s Angry Sports
He’s not happy at all about athletic parents getting their kids into professional sports….. especially, when they have sub par stats. He’s also angry as hell about a trade that’s going to cost his favorite basketball team a lot of cold hard cash.

Summer Bar Softball League
History in the making folks…. The shitty dive bar we hang out at made it to the Bar League Softball Playoffs! We play the riveting highlights with our own dive bar sports correspondent, Chip Pennington, Pemmington…. Penmington….. ahh, who cares. He’s our guy, but we have a sneaking suspicion that he’s played by Raven!

Raven’s Corner
Raven pulls out some cards she bought online that make you answer some really deep questions…. We find out where everyone would go if they were in the witness protection program…. Then things take a turn as we ask what everyone’s death row meal would be…. Then, the crew gets sentimental by sharing one of their favorite memories of each other.

What’s your favorite Dive…. or guy?
We discuss dive bar etiquette, and mention a few places we know where they won’t put up with your profanity, or childish sh*t. Then, Poe ‘the sloppy joe lovin’ sharter’ lets us know who his favorite guy is…… Then he sharts himself….

The Latest Scams – Don’t ‘Scroll’ to strangers
Have you had a random person, that’s not in your contacts, trying to chat you up? There’s watermarked video porn and sound-simulation, that’s meant to trigger your primal desires. If we’ve seen them, you have too! We talk about the latest scams going on via text, in video reels, and through messenger… Don’t talk or scroll to strangers, folks!

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