Episodes

  • SEND IN THE PECANS & Will The Real Fall Stans Please Stand Up?
    Sep 20 2024

    -SURPRISE SERENADE: Fall officially starts this weekend, so Jonny wrote a Shady anthem for the autumn-obsessed

    -BASIC BUPDATE: Please rise for the reveal of yet another NEW STARBUCKS FALL DRINK?!

    -Did you know this celebrity has famous parents??

    -WHAT TO WATCH: Haikus about butts, Wednesday returns, & Someone come get your Mormons.

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    16 mins
  • Lil Jon Saves Tupperware & "Hallmark In Wigtown" Starring: Old Gregg
    Sep 19 2024

    -Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy!

    -Wither Report: Charlie Puth ruined his marriage already, SNL lineup revealed, & playing tennis with Pete Wentz for 4 hours ;)

    -This Air BNB will put you to work...and there's a 2-year waiting list??

    -Science Corner: Good news, WE'RE GETTING A SECOND MOON!

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    14 mins
  • Frappuccino Crimes, Mooch Friends, And Things That Are Embarrassing But Shouldn't Be
    Sep 18 2024

    In today's 15-min update...

    - Asking For A Friend: My friend is having a really expensive birthday dinner, and I'm worried about footing ~everyone's~ bill

    - Florida, Ohio, Or Chatham? Where did this iconic criminal make headlines?

    - Why is it so embarrassing to wait for the airplane bathroom?

    and more!

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    15 mins
  • The Hannah Ranking Scale, Eating Dirt, And A Nicole Kidman Dance Sequence
    Sep 17 2024

    In today's 15-min update...

    - Did Hannah get scammed?

    - Parks On Parks: Turkey Vultures look like WHAT??

    - What To Watch: How well does Nicole Kidman's new Netflix show rank on our new ranking scale?

    - Eat dirt to stay beautiful!

    and more!

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    14 mins
  • B**tyhole Breathing, Baby Brides, And It's About To Get UGG-LY
    Sep 16 2024

    In today's 15-min update...

    - Rolling Stone's Top 100 TV Episodes of ALL TIME, and who was robbed

    - THIS event is returning to LaSalle for the first time in 20+ years, with a hot new bombshell entering the villa??????

    - Asking For A Friend: I won't reschedule my wedding for my pregnant sister

    - How to make $ off your love of pumpkin spice

    - The BEST (worst) scientific discoveries of the year

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    16 mins
  • Attempted Nacho Cheese Murder/Hannah Potter & Jon Weasley/$1 Million Parking Tickets
    Sep 12 2024

    -DUMB CRIMINAL: That is Nacho Cheese!

    -Hannah And Jonny audition for the new Harry Potter series

    -$1 million in parking tickets

    -How to become a "Professional Wedding Destroyer"

    -WITHER REPORT: Bon Joni is a hero!!

    -Australia says: Poop at work

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    20 mins
  • IJBOL, Tims French Vanillas, And The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald Fall
    Sep 11 2024

    In today's 15-min update...

    - Big changes coming to Starbucks interiors near you!

    - Forget Brat Summer, it's Wreck Of Edmund Fitzgerald Fall

    - Hide your cats, hide your dogs, because they're eating everybody out here

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    17 mins
  • Wet Strudel, The Talkie Pictures, And Justice For The Pink iPhone
    Sep 10 2024

    In today's 15-min update...

    - The hotel suite of your NIGHTMARES is coming this spooky season

    - Why you need the new iPhone 16 (not Pro)

    - The passing of a penguin legend

    and more!

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    15 mins