In today's update...

- Asking For A Friend: Am I in the wrong for not wanting to skip my DREAM golf tournament for a stranger's wedding?

- Dumb Criminals: Elphaba strikes back

- Why 1 in 8 hiring managers aren't hiring recent grads

-A major upset in the Baby Pygmy Hippo Community

-Trauma bonding over water slides, losing fingers, and driving along the Detroit River

-People in Saskatchewan need to learn how to use 911

-Goose poaching in downtown Windsor, & Hannah is overly excited by soup

-The Crunch Wrap Supreme is evolving/Jonny won big at the Casino

-WITHER REPORT: Posthumous releases and Booing Kelly Ripa

-Don't try flirting your way out of a DUI

-A new level of friendship has been reached...and Hannah will use it to RUIN Jonny

-Majoring in talking on the phone at college

-BASIC BUPDATE: Welcoming the Wirkin

In today's update...

- Asking For A Friend: Am I being entitled for expecting my husband to skip his best friend's wedding?

- A new business is coming to Walkerville that's perfect if you always deserve a sweet treat!

- Things people stuck up their butts in 2024

In today's update...

- Toxic Tuesday: A new way to tell if your partner is a cheater!

- Happy National Nic Cage Day to all who celebrate

- Did you know THIS many people carry a pair of purse panties?

In today's update...

- Jonny tells us the ideal amount of time to spend on the toilet

- When do you take your Christmas lights down?

- #BasicBupdate: The latest product themed around "The White Lotus"

- Asking For A Friend: My GF wants me to do the Nosferatu voice in the bedroom

and more!

Happy Holi-YAYs!

From Hannah, Jonny, and Matt!