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More Bedtime Stories for Cynics

By: Nick Offerman
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  • Summary

  • Make sure the kids aren’t around! Just because you’re a grown-up doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the art of the children’s bedtime story. Nick Offerman presents this collection of 15 short stories written in the style of a classic kid’s tale, but with a decidedly dark and adult approach.

    What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. A middle age man is haunted by the voices of his own aging body.

    The stories will make you laugh, cry and probably squirm a little. All performed by actors like Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, Ellen Page, Mike Birbiglia, and many more.

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  • Doc With Matt Walsh

    Doc With Matt Walsh
    Apr 25 2019
    What really happened to Snow White, from the perspective of a medically trained dwarf.
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    11 mins
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  • Everyone Poops, Except Becca Sinclair from 3rd Period With Nicole Byer

    Everyone Poops, Except Becca Sinclair from 3rd Period With Nicole Byer
    Apr 25 2019
    A jealous classmate investigates why her perfect friend never poops.
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    10 mins
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  • The True Queen With Anjelica Huston

    The True Queen With Anjelica Huston
    Apr 25 2019
    A prophesized queen must commit an act that will make sure she never lives happily ever after.
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    8 mins
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very funny

I found this very funny quite a good listen to fall asleep too I enjoyed it

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audible please use less sound effects

all these back ground music, sound effects should enhance the imagination, I agree. they make me to skip to the next. audible please use less sound effects or make them less vigor
thank you

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Some stories I really enjoyed

Some of the stories are really good and cleverly play on real life. Good performances in general and I love Nick Offerman.

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Not for me

Not for me at all. But it's free so why not have a
listen. Best just leave it if you don't like the first one as they are all in the same style.

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Not car audio friendly

Listened to two stories in the car but have to manually skip to the next story. Good job I was in traffic! Shame as looks good.

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Brilliant

Brilliant great adult twist on the storys from my childhood and amazing intro to the podcast

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Very Enjoyable

Some stories held my attention more than others. Some were laugh out loud funny. A great concept.
All narrators were engaging and did their tales justice.

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Intelligent Fun. Stand out stories in my review.

Nick Offerman is Great in the intros!

Alien Integration was my favourite story idea.Could be made into a series. Cartoon or film in B Movie style. Loved the story telling and great fx. The Giving Child will resonate knowingly with those who care for someone and has a wicked Tales of The Crypt twist. Aisling Bea's reading of Amelia Bedelia is engaging. She does brilliant accents and maintains them throughout. Lily and Georgie's story was a wonderful mix of Hansel and Gretel in the style of Roald Dahl read beautifully by Ratchel Dratch. The sound fx and music perfectly complimented the reading. Beg for Mercy was a good story read excellently by Gary and finally Doc was a great spin on a classic fairy tale.This story idea also has series potential. The ones not mentioned were more nonsensical with a smattering of toilet humour which I would have enjoyed when I was 17. Great production of overall!!

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hmm?

Needs more ummph!, tries to be but not in the same league as 'Krackanory'

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Amazing.

Well in short it's just a bit bloody brilliant isn't it? A good listen 👂

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