• The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)
    Nov 12 2024

    Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a deep dive into the infamous Honey Nut Cheerios commercial that received tons of backlash on YouTube, plus, what's up with Biktarvy commercials and the lonely woman in the library? David does a rundown on the comments and it's devastating. For some reason people love the music beat. This episode gets out of hand and might be our most controversial one yet.

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    **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

    DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Introducing: MESS with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin
    Nov 8 2024

    Hi My Momma Told Me Fans! Take a listen to the trailer of our newest show, MESS with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin.

    About the show: Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

    Listen here and subscribe to MESS with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts!

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    2 mins
  • THE START THE STEAL TOUR: LOS ANGELES! (with Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett)
    Nov 7 2024

    Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

    **TODAY** BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

    SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

    PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

    DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Big Men Should Not Marry Little Women (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
    Nov 5 2024

    Should big men steer clear from marrying little women? Langston and David answer a listener's email based on their late-grandmother's conspiracy theory. Are big heads taken into consideration? What happens when redheads get together? This gets messy in the best way possible. Put down that Punnett square and listen to this episode!

    BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

    SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

    PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

    DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    50 mins
  • THE START THE STEAL TOUR: D.C.! (with Tony Woods, Paris Sashay, and Jamel Johnson)
    Oct 31 2024

    Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Tony Woods, Paris Sashay, and Jamel Johnson at The Miracle Theatre in Washington, D.C. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

    ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

    HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

    AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

    DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

    BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

    SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

    PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

    DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Dinosaurs Are Probably Fake (with Cedric Yarbrough)
    Oct 29 2024

    Are dinosaurs real? Langston and David sit down with comedic improviser Cedric Yarbrough (Clint Eastwood's Juror #2, out Nov. 1! ) about his days being raised as a Jehovah's Witness in Minnesota and many "worldly" ideas he was taught not to believe in, including the existence of dinosaurs. Langston surprises both David and Cedric with his research and they discuss various topics like porn parodies of Reno 911 and getting kicked out of the BET awards after party.

    **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

    ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

    HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

    AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

    DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

    BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

    SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

    PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

    DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • THE START THE STEAL TOUR: CHICAGO! (with LaRoyce Hawkins & Marilee)
    Oct 24 2024

    Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring LaRoyce Hawkins and Marilee at The Den Theatre in Chicago. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

    ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

    HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

    AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

    DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

    BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

    SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

    PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

    DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • Is Shannon Sharpe Hiding a Nasty Little Secret? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
    Oct 22 2024

    Did Shannon Sharpe intentionally go on Instagram Live to bury the queer rumors about him? Langston and David discuss the IG alert heard around the world and the idea of Hypermasculinity playing a role in the Black community. Why does the public care so much about athletes' sexual orientations, especially for Black men? One thing is for sure, you will never catch these hosts on IG Live, and that's a promise!

    **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

    ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

    HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

    AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

    DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

    BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

    SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

    PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

    DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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    1 hr and 2 mins