Episodes

  • 25. The Blankenherd
    Jan 17 2023
    (January 7, 2023) Join us for a catch-up on hockey Christmas, WJC roundup, and SO. MUCH. MORE. (No really, this is kind of a long one!) Links & More: Bruins Christmas suitsHurricanes menorahQU Women’s Hockey Jingle Bell Rock Jack Quinn and JJ Peterka holiday shopping; Opening the gifts Santagovich, Swaynta, and Marcus PetterssonNo NYC rivalry for ChristmasCale Makar calls off penaltyWinter Classic: Mic’d up goalieCharlie MacAvoy family funFan loses ice cream - Pacioretty to the rescueJacqueline Kane asks the tough questionsJack Hughes visits Hockey In New Jersey Oilers Skills: Ruff-Ruff RelayMittelstadt does Home Alone, Columbus editionRyder Getzlaf, team reporterMinnesota Wild wake up call Alex Ovechkin and the Habs momsCam Talbot's Deadpool mask; Ryan Reynolds' responseEddie Lack’s dad is just as savageParis HiltonMorgan Frost vs the CoyotesBedard… tickling? Shane Wright scores on… Ben Gaudreau?On ice camera guy’s biggest fan Suchanek. Bedard OT winner described; Heartbreaker. Darels Dukurs mom is the MVP. Czechs swimming in Halifax. Red Savage & Kaidan Mbereko Bedard doesn’t care about MVP Gavin Brindley and Seamus CaseyKevin Hayes is an All Star. Milan Lucic. Do it for the daughters. Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland" - King Canyon
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • 24: How many bottles of wine is a spa trip worth?
    Jan 1 2023
    (December 19, 2022) New year, new episode! We're here with your World Juniors preview, (more) Ryan Reynolds Sens talk, and so much more! Links & More: Ovi gets 800! Locker room celly. Hawks congratulate him. Ovi’s jobHyman hatty! Pucks pic outtakes The Chabot-Hamonic apology giftsDan Vladar mic’d up. He’s on a missionErik Gustafsson hat trick Marchenko first NHL goalGood boy Nick Blankenburg recovering well Slafkovsky and Xhekaj Christmas outfit Found the Grinch! Kuznetsov & SamsonovKostin vs MathesonRyan Reynolds will become “frothy, rabies-infused” Sens fanChinny practices EnglishGiana Han, the Mullett arena experienceCarrying Catan, the update Mama Slafkovsky says shoot more Morgan Geekie Twitter Q&A Have you been scored on by Ovechkin? Eddie Lack has. Brotherly puppy love Carter Hart forgiven for waking up Laughton Jake Allen is hot and horny. Don’t worry his wife knowsThose are some goals, Darcy KuemperSanta by GucciIt’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Beniers/Borgen homeBoth Kessels scoring at the same timeBedard & Fantilli draft rivalry i have no issues with himwright-bedard combination we don’t bicker “canada’s pitbull” Fantilli profile; mix of mackinnon, bergeron, and bennbeware of housekeeping WJC Canada leadership; shane talks captaincyrutger mcgroarty mic’d up; lightning round WJC US leadership Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland" - King Canyon
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • 23: The only podcast to get a cease and desist from Cole Caufield
    Dec 18 2022
    (December 10, 2022) Your holiday episode minus holiday content (basically). Join us for Shane Wright's first NHL goal, rookie Catan responsibilities, and genuine concern that we might be hearing from Cole Caufield's legal team (this is a joke, we swear). Links & More: Coach LT picks his shootersZucker vs BinningtonStamkos talks stick stealingOilers Indigenous Celebration NightShane Wrights scores first goal against HabsJeff Skinner new goal songJack Hughes has staminaLeon Draisaitl: pest eraIsaiah Meyer-Crothers and Wayne SimmondsJohnathan Kovacevic finishes his civil engineering degreeLife - and gear - of a traveling goalieZ stands for Zeus, right Mitch? Miles Wood goes retro. And then goes up in flamesMoney for charity in Jack Edwards' name; Gritty response Brandon Wheat Kings to the rescueLaughton and JVR Flyers Pride initiative Guhle returns to EdmontonFlyers Zachary Wertz contractElvis might not have more childrenBruins hockey candle seasonXhekaj’s mustache tweet thread. Ending with a reminder to donate Cole Caufield’s goal songDan Vladar’s fiancee lost a betSeverson comes for some village idiotsWhen are Mickey and Goofy entering the Avs lineup?Preds are in mourning. Josi’s statementCarrying Catan: a thread The wingmen game: Kreider & ZibanejadDurzi got booed harder than Marchand. Brad knows whyHank Green vs Matthew TkachukTurcotte’s first goal. Or is it Tur-hottie?MPP Canadian athlete of the yearBU Hockey plays a 6-9 game Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Deck The Halls" - DJ Williams
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 22: The Hank Green Takeover
    Dec 4 2022
    (November 27, 2022) This time we are all over the board talking about everything from the Devils admin reveal to Mount Bruin to the NHL partnering with the Trevor Project and so much more. Buckle in because this one's a long one. Time truly does fly when you're having fun! Links & More: Bruins retros vs Canucks whitesBergeron checking on Tage Thompson’s wifeRoberto LuongoWhen goalies act as a net-front screen, Kraken editionTippett faceoff goalEvgeni Malkin 1000th game warmups. legacy articleJack Hughes HattyKirby Dach shootout winner against his old team, taunts the crowd. Strictly businessPetty Cale MakarWhy no one could get a hold of BerggerenTorts in-game interview: we suckPhil Kessel drip for 1000th consecutive gameBlackhawks Two Puck saga: Athanasiou violates the spirit of the game. It’s under review. The rulingTarasov and Bobrovsky: the goalie connection Nick Suzuki vs Vegas? Kent Johnson and Jake Christiansen friendship tourErik Haula chicken finger on the iceAnthony Stolarz - not hot sauce?The Hank Green saga: How it started. How Ratthew got involved. Hank’s definition of goalie interference. How the NHL account got involved. Hank’s hockey opinionsSlafkovsky stats changed - turning into Cole?NJ Devils admin reveal Henry Staal was inspired by Flyers vs Beau HayesCanadiens win the weirdest questionMount Bruin Penguins nearly get goalied by Dan Vladar AKA This GuyKuzmenko gets itCale Makar fastest defenseman in NHL history to 200 pointsJake Sanderson first Montana-born skater to score in the NHL. Connor Bedard is selling out arenas. Because he does this. And this. His first 100 games in the WHL Bordeleau natty hatty Golden stick for Hilary. Record-breaking attendance Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Boom Bap Flick" - Quincas Moreira
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • 21: The Erik Karlsson Episode?
    Nov 19 2022
    (November 13, 2022) From team dads Claude Giroux and Nick Foligno to daddy sharks Erik Karlsson, James Reimer, and Jaycob Megna. We (finally) wrap up hockey Halloween and bring you the best goals (and no goals) of the past two weeks and so much more. Links & More 2:55 Deadpool for Sens owner? Ryan on Jimmy Fallon. AT THE GAME 5:57 Claude Giroux goal from center ice7:43 Claude Giroux kicks Hartsy’s stick back to him8:02 Cam York says: alright, that’s that8:46 Claude Grioux’s return to Philly. mic’d up 9:40 Ullmark on Swayman. Foligno is a good substitute11:27 Jamie Benn betrays Hyman’s friendship 15:15 Erik Karlsson hatty16:00 Jack Eichel hatty. Return to Buffalo22:34 Jakub Lauko first NHL goal25:24 You mess with Wi-Fi’s bestie? Wi-Fi messes with you28:24 Don’t worry Trevor, it counts to us29:02 Jesper Wallstedt (Iowa Wild) goalie goal 29:58 Entry in the broken blade competition32:23 Shane Pinto: rookie of the month; Shane Pinto fan club35:16 Blankenburg's quote is almost better than the goal38:15 Shaving Casey for Hockey Fights Cancer39:48 Gallagher and Caufield41:52 Bo Byram commits murder44:15 Sorry Lindy (Ruff) 44:56 Borje Salming night47:44 Dia de los muertos; Filipino heritage48:55 COOPERALLS50:19 Chris Kreider wins Halloween51:41 Sharks Halloween: Erik Karlsson; James Reimer52:36 Erik Karlsson and Jaycob Megna do ballet with their daughters53:56 Anaheim Ducks and the Mighty Ducks55:05 NHL career day TikTok; Rasmus Dahlin wasn’t lying56:42 Pasta worried about style rankings during Movember57:30 Bo Horvat will pay you back58:12 Coach Lil Jon says turn down for WHAT59:32 Linus Ullmark undefeated even when getting pulled1:00:16 Nick Blankenblog1:01:18 Picky eater Johnny Hockey1:01:49 Frankie plane prank1:04:27 Games we’re looking forward to Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Who Do You Think You Are?" - Mini Vandals
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 20: Being This Bad Doesn’t Feel Right
    Nov 8 2022
    (October 30, 2022) Rookie obsessions, mom shoutouts, and Carey Price fanboys, oh my! We're fully in our Blankenburg era and we hope you join us for the ride. Links & More: Shane Wright first NHL pointWiFi first NHL goalSlafkovsky first NHL goalKJ first NHL goalAdam Fantilli stats x2Kaiden Guhle first NHL goal (and insane stats)Dylan Holloway first NHL pointDougie says hi grandma Ned says hi momBlankenburg continues to amaze and featureCanucks curseSlafkovsky on XhekajZach Kassian vs Arber Xhekaj including strategy talkOskar Lindblom’s return to PhillyPhil the Thrill Pup drop!!!Devils want you to schedule your mammogram and pay attention to the goalSutter sound biteSanny signs contract and TK is the one to spill the beansRR segment Flyers bring back cooperalls for warmupsPenguins battle on the road mapYotes making the best of it; someone needs to send us some mulletsFlyers statsYotes weird Toronto stat and it continues Martin Jones weird statDylan Larkin knows his role Carey Price fan boysPWPHA sees Brandon Tanev, Heavy WiFi trafficNick Robertson’s path to the NHLECHL coaches make history Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland'" - King Canyon
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Bonus Episode: Hockey Halloween
    Nov 1 2022
    (October 31, 2022) The group gets together to give you a rundown of the best Halloween costumes across the league! Links & More: Kuraly as Laine 5:24Bruins (Mario edition) 6:35Barbie Girl Gritty 14:47Charlie Coyle - miss trunchbull 17:39Tyler Seguin - MGK 12:50Elvis Battle - Taylor Hall vs William Karlsson 10:19Cutest Oilers fan costume 20:09Flyers brick wall but will it fit gritty’s wide hips 15:19NYR dodgeball group 16:46 Logan Thompson joins couple’s costume (Roy) 11:27Bruins ACTUAL Halloween 35:10Finnish Mafia 8:27Phil Kessel Iron Man Costume 3:34Steve Dangle Canadian Clown costume 3:49What are you afraid of (American boys and clowns) 4:34Brady Tkachuk - Will Ferrell costumes 16:25Jesse Puljujarvi wins the internet, and wins at Halloween 21:20Matthew Tkachuk Avatar 22:57Connor McDavid Scarface 25:06People dressed as Ken: Tyson Barrie, Zadorov 26:11Flames costumes 26:27Cody Ceci Wrecking Ball 28:12Pasta doing Sia 28:29Devils group costume 29:01Dangle family costumes: Steve Dangle and Leo 30:17Strome family 31:04Konecny family 31:20DeBrincat family 31:35Kraken Tanev costume 32:16Jared McCann Avatar 32:26Nick Suzuki & Xhekaj 32:55Tyson Foerster 37:41 Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Sinister'" - Anno Domini Beats
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    39 mins
  • 19: I wanted more tentacle
    Oct 20 2022
    (October 15, 2022) The season's started and your favorite hockey friends are back with their takes on Seattle's mascot, the player Twitter you should be following, and Josh Anderson's superhero side gig as well as which upcoming games might be the spiciest. Links in the Notes Blackhawks need nicknames - 4:45Captain Kyle Okposo - 6:19Josh Anderson is now spiderman - 9:08“Grow as a Team” - 10:41Cale Makar Slurpee Cup - 12:42Avs bench save - 13:54Joey Daccord assist - 14:48Flyers Swedish Connection - 16:05Connor Bedard Stats - 18:18Nick Blankenburg blocks Ovi shot - 19:56Flame Big Z “controversy” - 21:28Both Tkachucks and Ritchies score on the same night - 24:34The Rock is a Leafs fan - 24:24Kraken Mascot - 27:10Caps cat! and Dylan/Bennie Strome - 29:36Dylan Strome just wants to be wanted - 31:10Cody Glass makes the Preds roster - 32:54Sandin gets signed after mushroom hunting - 34:30Baby segment (Johnny Gaudreau and John Klingberg) - 35:54Radem Simek’s mom candid jersey moment - 38:19Handsomest coach Bruce Boudreau’s reaction Mike Sullivan reaction - 39:17Connor Ingram’s twitter - 42:15Devils still don’t like Jon Hamm - 44:39The leafs and Tim Hortons feat the most adorable kid, Auston Matthews and Morgan Reilly go in disguise - 45:44Jeremy Swayman, big figure skating guy (again) - 47:08Sens Hot Mic - 47:46Canadiens’ video - 49:45Arber Xhekaj - 51:11Jordan Harris: Uber Eats driver - 52:08Tort’s soundbites: hockey players have the attention span of an amoeba, it’s a body injury - 54:38time to tank for bedard - 56:16A day back home with Trevor Zegras - 57:32Sydney Daniels, the first female scout for the Jets - 1:00:40 Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Keep On Movin'" - King Canyon
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    1 hr and 10 mins