Episodes

  • The ‘Curtain Call’ 👏🏻
    Feb 14 2023

    This is it, maybe forever, who knows 🤷‍♂️

    In this episode, it was only right to explain the reasoning behind why Episode 5 was ‘so’ off the wall wrong 🙈😂

    Patto gives one more massive plug to push ‘Bantoon 👊’ and Pick up a pick up a Parkin from season 1 😂

    Loads of other randomness and a few thanks to all who have helped or listened along the way. 

    Thank you all for listening/watching ❤️

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    37 mins
  • Teletubbies and the Rogue Kermit’s
    Feb 7 2023

    The penultimate episode and by a country mile the most outrageous, yet hilarious episode ever recorded 😱😂

    A rare ‘Friday’ night recording slot meant an opportunity to have a few sociable drinks and with Patto around, what could possibly go wrong 😬😱

    The ‘threesome’ (oh matron), do this last but one episode, dressed as teletubbies and Patto demonstrates a warped imagination with the aid of his hands and a couple of green sleeves 🐸❤️🐸 

    By far the teams personal favourite episode to record, whilst the after party was stuff of legends 🥳🤯

    Enjoy x

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    26 mins
  • ‘Snot Rocket Delight’
    Jan 31 2023

    ‘Snot Rocket Delight’ 

    Yet another belter of an episode where Patto decides, it’s the episode to be super nice to Kirsten (see how well he managed)

    Kirsten explains the joys of a windy, wintery family walk 🙈 whilst Patto takes us through a recent experience of poor ‘supermarket etiquette’ for this weeks ‘wrongness and wrong-uns’ 😂

    Enjoy 30 minute of fun on us 😘

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    30 mins
  • Bantoon 92 👊👊👊
    Jan 24 2023

    Bantoon 92 👊

    Patto let’s us into the hilarious school day bafoonery that is ‘Bantoon’ 👊 and is determined to get it trending World wide as a thing #Bantoon92 👊👊👊

    Kirsten tells us all about her trip to the ‘Ritz’ in London darling don’t you know 🙄

    ‘Wrong-uns and Wrongness’ discusses the outrageous and every growing introduction of self serve tills 😡

    Tonnes of banter, laughter and a tremendous amount of focus on Pattos thinning hair line

    Enjoy, be happy and feel free to subscribe or share or don’t, who cares 🤷‍♂️😂

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    31 mins
  • ‘Savage Sunshine’ 🌝😬
    Jan 17 2023

    The best way to describe episode 2 is “absolutely brutal” 😬

    Totally unplanned, the episode transpires to be one of total slating, put-downs and meanness personified but all in the name of fun and laughter

    It ends up resembling a ‘celebrity roast’ minus the celebrity status 🙄

    Parental guidance advised but absolutely no hosts feelings were hurt during the production of this episode 😂

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    32 mins
  • ‘Patto puts the whole thing in his mouth’ 🙈
    Jan 10 2023

    The pair return for season 2 with a difference but still encounter the same comedic outlay as before. 

    This episode describes a ‘summer lovin’ experience for Patto with some hilarious own goals including an uncultured noodle bar experience he’d rather have not happened 😬🙈

    There’s a new feature called ‘Wrongness and Wrong uns’ which may lead you to never utilise the in-room hotel drink making facilities again 🤢

    As ever, Kirsten leaves us with her uplifting ‘Ray of Sunshine’ to conclude this triumphal return for the duo. 

    Enjoy, be happy and join us now on YouTube  🥰 https://www.youtube.com/@PattoandtheSunshine



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    37 mins
  • PATS ☀️- Season 1 Finale - Part 2
    Aug 4 2022

    Back with what transpires to be a bonus episode, taking us through short snippets from episodes 13-24 of season 1.

    We hope this gives you some short reminders of the second half episodes or a taster of what to expect so you can download and listen to the episode in its full glory. 

    So that’s us for now, 2 weeks holiday then back to the grindstone of planning and producing season 2 for your listening pleasure. 

    Thank you everyone for downloading, listening and sharing us with others. We appreciate you xx Patto & Kirsten ☀️

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    37 mins
  • PATS - Season 1 Finale - Part 1 🌞
    Jul 28 2022

    I’m simple terms, the team bring to you some very short sound bites from episodes 1-12 to recap the start of the journey. 

    From a brief conversation in  December 2021, to recording their 1st ever episode in February 2022, the pair are rightly proud of their achievements to date  😊

    We are all so very grateful of you all listening and can now boast having over 3,000 downloads and goodness knows how many more listens. 

    We’ve decided to do a bonus episode (as Brad couldn’t fit it all into 1 🙄😂) so part 2 covering episodes 13-24 will be with you next week 🥰

    Happy recap (these are not necessarily the best bits even 😉)

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    49 mins