Punch Mountain is on a mission to uncover the past with THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT. Mac and David discuss horny news anchors, action movie physics, and also have a little fun with the name Craig Bierko before revealing THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHTs place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is doing some very last-minute shopping in preparation for a VIOLENT NIGHT. Mac and David discuss Santa's lore, impossible line reads, and Norwegian hip-hop artists before revealing VIOLENT NIGHT's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is making peace with their demons and watching FAST FIVE. Mac and David discuss stylish babies, superhuman strength, and the definition of terrorism before revealing FAST FIVE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is heading back into the field with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3, and this time it's personal. Mac and David discuss exciting disguises, lousy secret identities, and questionable tastes in party music before revealing MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is standing tall and talking tough aboard AIR FORCE ONE. Mac and David discuss bombastic musical scores, bad Russian accents, and history-altering demons before revealing AIR FORCE ONE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is fighting against our government de-re-programming with UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING. Mac and David discuss upsetting strobe lights, cheap car chases, and human wrecking balls before revealing UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is gearing up for some mall madness with Zack Snyder's DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004). Mac and David discuss fast zombies, mall food court eateries, and Ty Burrell's surprising sleaziness before revealing DAWN OF THE DEAD's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is frying up a whole room of eggs with ALIENS. Mac and David discuss horror action, semi-deleted scenes, and roomy ventilation shafts before revealing ALIENS's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.