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BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) wanders into a corner of the multi-verse that doesn’t exist because a multiverse, like a universe, doesn’t have corners since it is infinitely expanding and something that is infinite can’t have a corner.

Instead of examining this paradoxical quandary, BOMT says “What the Fuck?” and gets on with business.

In the first sketch, we ask the significant question: “Do you suffer from cunt face?” This is no laughing matter and we know you are sniggering. This is why we are debating changing this embarrassing, debilitating, condition to ‘vagina face’ because insensitive, immature, misfits like you keep giggling when we say ‘cunt face’.

We then join another episode of ‘Mangrove’s Man Talk’ as Hensley Mangrove, in his attempt to prove he is a real man, conducts boy talk and attempts to blend in with lads.

Why bother masturbating and all that physical jerking off activity when you can insert “The Shmeckle Chip?”

Finally, the touching coming of age (or coming of something – we don’t quite know what) of a man and an OoompaLumpa named Gary the OoompaLumpa.

Welcome/ warning intro
Theme music montage
C**NT Face Suffer
Mangrove’s Man Talk
The Shmeckle Chip
(PODCAST PROMO)
OoompaLumpa-ism and the adventures of Sleeznac