Episodes

  • Scream Girl Squad #30: The VelociPastor (2017) Review

    Scream Girl Squad #30: The VelociPastor (2017) Review
    May 9 2023
    THEY’RE BACK! The besties reunite to watch and review a movie they’ve been saving just for you: THE VELOCIPASTOR.

    The VelociPastor (2017)
    Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut M&Ms
    Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Velocipastors
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Scream Girl Squad #29: Black Friday (2021) Review

    Scream Girl Squad #29: Black Friday (2021) Review
    Dec 1 2021
    As if they need any more reasons to careen down memory lane, Jill and Caryn watch their old crush Devon Sawa kick zombie butt in BLACK FRIDAY.

    Black Friday (2021)

    Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Vegan Vietnamese Shrimp
    Fright Rating: 0.5 (out of 5) Sticky-Hand Mouth Zombies
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Scream Girl Squad #28: Killer Sofa (2019) Review

    Scream Girl Squad #28: Killer Sofa (2019) Review
    Nov 22 2021
    Jill and Caryn recap and review a movie called KILLER SOFA, and doesn't that just say it all?

    Killer Sofa (2019)

    Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Sushi Rolls
    Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Killer Sofas
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Scream Girl Squad #27: No One Gets Out Alive (2021) Review

    Scream Girl Squad #27: No One Gets Out Alive (2021) Review
    Nov 1 2021
    Jill and Caryn win Netflix Roulette then recap and review NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE (2021).

    Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Cream Cheese Wontons
    Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Glowy-Eyed Ghosts
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Scream Girl Squad #26: When a Stranger Calls (1979) Review

    Scream Girl Squad #26: When a Stranger Calls (1979) Review
    Oct 25 2021
    Jill, Caryn, and a very stubborn microphone recap and review the classic thriller WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979), the film which inspired the iconic opening for SCREAM. Sure, they might be biased because the main character has Jill’s name, but either way it’s a movie worth watching.

    Fun Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) mini Milky Way bars
    Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Curt Duncans
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Scream Girl Squad #25: Scream (1997) Review

    Scream Girl Squad #25: Scream (1997) Review
    Oct 18 2021
    They're back! Jill and Caryn return with one of their favorite slasher horror classics, SCREAM (1997).

    Fun Rating: 5 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies
    Fright Rating: 3 or 0 (out of 5) Ghostfaces, depending on when you ask
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • 24. Dont Knock Twice

    24. Dont Knock Twice
    Feb 28 2020
    Some fantastic scares and too much orange soda make it hard for Jill to concentrate on reviewing DON'T KNOCK TWICE (2016; Red & Black Films, Seymour Films). Caryn makes minimal attempts to rein in her co-host and accidentally pranks her husband.

    Don't Knock Twice (2016)
    Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Orange Fantas
    Fright Rating: 3 (out of 5) Demon Ladies
    Watch it with: Somebody who won't punch you (or themselves) at the excellent jump scares.
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • 23. The Final Girls

    23. The Final Girls
    Feb 21 2020
    Our hosts are utterly delighted by THE FINAL GIRLS (2015; Groundswell Productions, Studio Solutions, Ulterior Productions), but wish their mushroom pizza had been half as good as the movie.

    The Final Girls (2015)
    Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut Butter Eggs
    Fright Rating: 1 (out of 5) Machete-Wielding Guy
    Watch it with: Basically anyone who loves 80s horror; this is fantastically fun and appropriate for most audiences.
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    1 hr and 4 mins