Episodes

  • The Bog Brush

    The Bog Brush
    Jul 18 2024
    It's so cute when babies learn to do things themselves... except when they mistake a public bog brush for a hair brush. Away from the listener's gag-worthy stories, we hear hard facts about getting pregnant whilst breastfeeding and we get a truth bomb from a five-year-old.

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    14 mins
  • The Silicone Investigator

    The Silicone Investigator
    Jul 15 2024
    The ladies are shining a light on a wide range of creative ideas this week, including beautiful artwork for the Secret Mum Club Gallery, new and innovative uses of certain phallic objects during hide-and-seek and Jackson Pollock inspired living room furniture after a naked shart.

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    46 mins
  • Introducing... The David Potts Show

    Introducing... The David Potts Show
    Jul 12 2024

    We've got an extra episode for you this week, courtesy of the David Potts Show! Sophiena joined the Ibiza Weekender legend, David Potts, on the sofa for a chat about Pizza Dick Chrissy, and the pink poo secret!


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    45 mins
  • The Twins' Room

    The Twins' Room
    Jul 11 2024
    There are many nightmare scenarios as a parent, and today's extra secret of the week involving twins, a locked room and plenty of poo is most definitely one of them. We also have a gender reveal and the ladies find out which Hogwarts houses they belong to.

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    18 mins
  • The Fanny Hand

    The Fanny Hand
    Jul 8 2024
    There's a legend status letter in the Correspondence Corner this week, and it comes in from a mum who received a post-birth surprise. Sophiena calls upon Dottie for help during a shopping centre emergency, and Emma is juggling a nighttime routine with two babies!

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    56 mins
  • The Amsterdam Bear

    The Amsterdam Bear
    Jul 4 2024
    No one wants the responsibility of looking after a class bear, but one Mum tells us how she ended up showing their bear a brand-new world! We also hear about a toilet contraption that should be on everyone's shopping list, and the ladies find out there's a new name for tampons.

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    12 mins
  • The Water Gun

    The Water Gun
    Jul 1 2024
    We already know that children say the craziest things, but one secret involving a water gun comparison has our jaws on the floor! There’s been a lot of travel chaos this week as Sophiena deals with a train poo and Emma goes on a five hour drive with two kids. The ladies are also asked about the best way to tell your partner about pregnancy!

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    47 mins
  • The Boob Train

    The Boob Train
    Jun 27 2024
    There’s an iconic secret in our midst this week, and it starts with a boob massage video. The ladies chat about push presents and Sophiena has a new TikTok trend she’s obsessed with!

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    15 mins