Episodes

  • Salty Utah Queens - The Nefarious Britani Bateman (RHOSLC S5E15)

    Salty Utah Queens - The Nefarious Britani Bateman (RHOSLC S5E15)
    Jan 10 2025
    Lara and Carey recap the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, but first they discuss the fire horror ravaging Los Angeles, surprise evacuations, Lara getting misgendered in Hawaii and the cosmic rindomness of Hugh Jackman. Back on RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow's Vida Vacation from Hades continues. Bronwyn tattles to Lisa that she, Whitney, Heather and Angie clocked in some quality Barlow sh*t-talk time. Lisa confronts the group on a sprinter van right and Angie busts Britani for recording the argument on her phone. The ladies ATV, Mary staves off melancholy over Robert Jr., and Meredith succumbs to boozy paranoia, believing Britani has planted a bug in her room. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • PATREON TEASER: The Gooning Twenties

    PATREON TEASER: The Gooning Twenties
    Jan 7 2025
    Lara and Carey time travel into the new year, with a 2025 Sip & See from the death rattle of 2024. They look back on Kim Kardashian's divisive Christmas "short film," Timmy Chalamet's bonkers awards season press blitz and why it feels like the future of celebrity, Q1 goals for 2025, abolishing Aspen as a place and concept, the impending Brian Kohlberger trial, which Supreme Court Justice will make a cameo in a musical next and 2025 being the year of Dungeons & Dragons. They also talk 'Babygirl,' the Holding Space Lady getting her bag, Lily Phillips in Airbnb hot water and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • PATREON TEASER: It Shan't Be Ending with Us

    PATREON TEASER: It Shan't Be Ending with Us
    Jan 1 2025
    Lara and Carey are back for the final bonus episode of 2024, with a lot of chaos to cover. They discuss enduring another round of AMC terrorism during their screening of "Nosferatu," and host a quick SUP book club for the novels they're currently reading. They also talk the TWO major plane crashes that happened this week and Boeing's continued assault on humanity, new cruise ship horror, the two 'Bama Rush sisters dividing TikTok over their Christmas gift hauls, Bethenny Frankel's godlike omnipresence, the latest in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni legal saga, Lara's journey with "It Ends with Us" and Blake's positively kooky filmography in the last decade. Happy New Year, dolls! May 2025 bring as much love and light as you can handle. Chapters: 00:00 Holiday Check In 04:00 AMC is the Boeing of Movie Theaters 24:40 Speaking of Boeing…. 34:33 TikTok Bama Rush: Holiday Edition 47:27 Bethenny Frankel is Chronically Online 52:20 It Ends With Us: The Lara Marie Schoenhals Review More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • SUBS Ep. 7: Deuteronomy

    SUBS Ep. 7: Deuteronomy
    Dec 30 2024
    Lara and Carey gird their loins once more as Moses serves Eva Peron on the balcony in "Book of Deuteronomy." First, Larz and Carz discuss their self-described martyrdom in soldiering on with the SUBS experience, a Milanese nun arrested for her ties to the mafia, Lara considering a cameo during Rome's Vatican Jubilee of 2025 and Carey's wish for her to wear a Papal veil. In "Deuteronomy," Moses's impending death motivates him to have his American Idol moment, with one final speech (and song!) to the Israelites before they enter the promised land. From recapping their Exodus from Egypt and the shenanigans they pulled during their half-a-century desert wandering, Moses isn't going to let his people off the hook. After a fiery sermon, Moses finally gets to die and pass the baton to Joshua, but not before God trolls him one last time. Chapters: 00:00 We’re All Nailed to the Cross (like Jesus Was) 02:28 A Mafia Nun was Arrested 09:15 Manifesting A Jubilee Veil for Larz 25:23 SUBS: Deuteronomy Recap! More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • PATREON TEASER: We Wish You a Merry Dronemas

    PATREON TEASER: We Wish You a Merry Dronemas
    Dec 25 2024
    Lara and Carey celebrate the holidays by discussing the ideal gifts for dog-children, “Babygirl” being a spiritual sequel to “Eyes Wide Shut,” Lara considering canceling her Amazon Prime membership in solidarity, the imminent TikTok ban, the latest in DroneGate, Hannah Kobayashi’s casual return to the states, the bone-chilling Tegan & Sara catfish documentary being peak lesbian drama, and a whole new take on New Year’s resolutions. Plus, reader mail! Happy Holidays to SUPheads everywhere. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • SUBS Ep. 6: Numbers (Part 2)

    SUBS Ep. 6: Numbers (Part 2)
    Dec 23 2024
    Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people. Chapters: 00:00 SUR is God’s Israel 17:00 Jesus was Very Loaves 23:00 Numbers (Part 2) Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • Salty Utah Queens - Baby Gorgeous and the Sundance Kid (RHOSLC S5E14)

    Salty Utah Queens - Baby Gorgeous and the Sundance Kid (RHOSLC S5E14)
    Dec 20 2024
    Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger’s DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate, Sandoval and Victoria startin’ on Instagram, and why VPR wasn’t meant to live past the 2010s. Back on RHOSLC, Day Two of Lisa’s VIDA Tequila trip from Hell starts off with water aerobics and a day trip on a yacht, with Meredith’s barely conscious melancholy and Britani’s latest cry for attention working in tandem to sink the ship. Bronwyn and Britani square off, which leads to Bronwyn once again confronting Lisa over the schism of their decade-long friendship. Already harrowed from the dog attack, Bronwyn reveals secrets about her marriage with Todd that shake the women to their cores. Later, Mary joins, and the ladies assemble for a dinner that descends into chaos, with the Queen of Sundance threatening an early departure from Mexico Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • PATREON TEASER: A Place of Miu

    PATREON TEASER: A Place of Miu
    Dec 17 2024
    Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this year alone, a psychiatrist's take on Luigi Mangione, revisiting the Kansas City Three deaths, the new trailer for season three of "White Lotus," and more. Plus, new Reader Mail featuring videos of possible drones in North Jersey! More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins