Today on the Smoky Mountain Re-Watch-Along Project, Primetime Brian Lee has the chance to become the first Beat The Champ TV Title holder to retire as champion. Spoiler alert. Not only does he win, but Tracy Smothers doesn't give him his chance to have a big moment. Tracy is mad because Mr. Ron Wright brought in George Weingeroff, of all people, and Weingeroff's giant penis tries to penetrate the SMW Champion. Plus Bullet Bob Armstrong is on his way back, Scott & Steve Armstrong suck, Ron & Don Harris do their best Kevin Sullivan impression and Dutch Mantell has received his honorary doctorate. All that and so much more. A fun show as always!

Today on Something Else, it's Wednesday so it's Total Nonstop Arya and Arya and Cyndi look at the first episode of the new TNA. For the first time in a month, TNA is live and they come out swinging. Unfortunately they missed. Today we find out who The Bullet is, Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved By The Bell is here, a 10-team Gauntlet for the NWA World Tag Team Titles, Stone Cold Don Harris keeps control and Jerry Lynn challenges Ron The Truth Killings for the NWA World Heavyweight Title. All that plus a Vince Russo swerve on what is a fun show as always!

Today on Something Else, Arya and Trae dive head-first into September 17, 1983! On Mid South, the heels just get bigger and bigger, as the vast majority of them are in excess of 300 pounds. Junkyard Dog wrestles Krusher Darsow, King Kong Bundy & Max The Missing Link face Jim Duggan & Magnum TA plus the debuts of Nicolai Volkoff and Jim The Anvil Neidhart. On World Class, Jim Garvin faces Iceman King Parsons in a non-title match. Kerry Von Erich faces Mr. Ebony and Terry Gordy battles Bruiser Brody in a hoss fight. Plus your amazing hosts talk about Arya’s car accident, ZSJ vs Sanada, Boyd Pierce standing up to Ernie Ladd in 1982, early-80’s Japanese wrestling, The Japanese Nerve Hold, the split between WCW and All Japan, Mitsuharu Misawa, Pro Wrestling NOAH, Korakuen Hall, WCW 1994, The Butcher, The Butcher & The Blade, TNA Slammiversary 2016 and sneaking booze in

Today on the Smoky Mountain Re-Watch-Along Project, Arya and Trae discuss WWA Heavyweight Champion of the World Chris Candido, Bobby Blaze’s asscrack, Brian Lee vs Paul Lee, the debut of Ron & Don Harris aka the Bruise Brothers and their assault on the Rock & Roll Express and a main event of Heavenly Bodies vs Scott & Steve Armstrong where Arya and Trae argue the star rating and talk about how Kurt Angle never had a 3 star match on SMW. Plus they talk about Raw moving to 2 hours, PWI 500, Stink Was Wronk, Riho, The Midnight Express in Dallas, the first ever pro-drug talk in wrestling podcast history, Rob Van Dam, Jerry Lynn, AJ Styles and Air Paris not being dead. Another fun show!

Today on Something Else, it’s Wednesday, so it’s Total Nonstop Arya! Arya and Cyndi are looking at Part 2 of the Best Damn Wrestling Event Period special and the good news is this week’s show is better than last weeks. That’s because last week was one of the worst fucking shows ever and this was at least not that, but oh God was it bad. Jeff Jarrett gets blown all show long and then defends the World Title in a cage match with Jeff Hardy. Plus AJ Styles falls from the ceiling, Tom Arnold allegedly wrestles Puppet, Team Canada wrestled 3 Live Kru in allegedly a Flag Match, Roddy Piper allegedly confronts Chris Rose, but AJ Styles really faces Abyss in a Tables Match. Plus a random ass appearance by Lex Luger and you find out The Stroke is a greater finisher than the Canadian Destroyer. A fun show despite that.

Today on Something Else, Arya and Trae dive head-first into September 10, 1983! On Mid South, it is a terrible show with big name main events. Junkyard Dog vs King Kong Bundy in an unofficial Best of 3 Falls match and Ted DiBiase vs Jim Duggan in a No DQ Match where if DiBiase loses he has to leave Mid South. On World Class, yet another Michael Hayes vs Kerry Von Erich match, Jim Garvin vs Chris Adams for the America’s Championship and the push of John Mantell continues. Plus, Arya and Trae discuss the Swerve Strickland vs Hangman Page cage match from All Out, Will Ospreay vs PAC, the split of the Blackpool Combat Club with Bryan Danielson & Wheeler Yuta vs Jon Moxley, Claudio Castignoli, PAC & Marina Shafir, The Outrunners, Christian Cage not cashing in Money In The Bank, Adam Cole, MJF filming a movie, Daniel Garcia, AEW stealing bad WWE angles, Kazuchika Okada being haunted by the New Japan CHAOS stable, Delta Dawn by Tanya Tucker, WrestleMania 36, Manslaughter, Terry Funk’s retirement match, Jim Cornette’s opinion on modern wrestling, Stephen P. New’s comments about Jim Ross, Arya giggles like a ninny talking about Chris Adams recreating the Lex Luger SummerSlam 93 finish and Wrestle Dynasty. Another fun show.

Today on the Smoky Mountain Re-Watch-Along Project, Dirty White Boy is going to challenge Primetime Brian Lee for the Beat The Champ TV Title, plus Bullet Bob Armstrong makes Arya piss her pants, Bobby Blaze wins a match and learns math, Chris Candido debuts and Jimmy Del Ray is a scumbag! All that, plus Hulk Hogan’s comments about Chris Benoit, blazing a joint with Bobby Blaze, Evolution turning on Randy Orton, Orton using CM Punk’s This Fire Burns theme, Home Alone 1 and 2, Jimmy Del Ray being kindred spirits with Vince McMahon, the Netflix Mr. McMahon documentary, Eric Bischoff, Who Killed WCW, Jim Cornette’s problems with wrestlers getting paid, Daniel Garcia, Swerve Strickland, Tony Khan treating people decently, Hangman Page, EVIL, Lance Archer, Tim Horner giving Pam Lawson the Natural Bridge, Tim Horner’s child, Van Hammer, Larry Labisco at La Omni, Cactus Jack having amnesia and New Japan’s Road To series. A fun show as always.

Today on Something Else, it’s Wednesday, so it’s Total Nonstop Arya! However, TNA skips the next two weeks in 2002, so Arya and Cyndi review the first of two Best Damn Wrestling Event Period shows in 2004. On today’s show there are wrestling matches, including an Ultimate X match, but none of those matter. What really matters are the five hosts doing bad comedy skits and the fans being mocked for being wrestling fans. The very first thing on this wrestling show is Chris Rose talking about how wrestling is fake and it all goes downhill from there. Making appearances on this show are Tom Arnold, John Salley, Bryan Cox, Monty Brown, The Naturals, Roddy Piper, AJ Styles, Alex Shelley, Jeff Hammond, Kid Kash, Lance Archer, Team Canada, America’s Most Wanted, 3 Live Kru, Christopher Daniels, Elix Skipper, Frankie Kazarian, Michael Shane and a battle for the linear Dupp Cup title. All that plus Arya loses her mind about Jeff Jarrett. A fun show as always!