Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus’ signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi’s idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice—sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as Stassi preps for its possible farewell, and Taylor spills the tea on hosting Anna Delvey at her holiday party. From cheetah-print ornaments to Santa Barbara Christmas plans and toddler-level Santa logistics, it’s holiday magic, laughs, and plenty of inappropriate gifts. Cheers!

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Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you cards, go-to holiday gift ideas, and the magic of Elf on the Shelf. Plus, Stassi vents about Beau hijacking her perfectly curated wrapping aesthetic, and they swap stories about revealing the big secret about Santa. It’s all things holiday, with laughs, relatable rants, and plenty of sparkle!

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Stassi’s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what’s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi’s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing’s off-limits. Stassi debates how she’d prove she’s from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It’s all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two!

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Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA’s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer’s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously “tells on herself” as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor’s viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative facelifts. Add yin-yang twin dynamics, Stassi's awkward Moana premiere moment, and a little Lindsey Lohan glow-up admiration—it’s holiday overload!

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Wine is poured, and the laughs are flowing as Stassi and Kristina Kelly dive into an unfiltered late-night chat! They kick things off with Stassi’s hilarious tale of almost changing her name to Stassi schroedér (with an accent, of course) and agree that nicknames—like Kristina’s iconic “Groceries”—are what stick, even if they make no sense. They swap makeup tips, with Stassi revealing the secret behind her flawless glam (hint: foundation + Airwrap = magic) and a PSA on FaceApp that’ll make you rethink Instagram. Add wine, baby nicknames, and a side of self-love, and you’ve got a late night vibe. Cheers!

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It’s a solo episode, and Stassi is in a slump. She’s feeling uninspired, can’t celebrate her wins, and her “alone time cup” is running on empty. Enter: the Martha Stewart documentary. Stassi breaks down why Martha’s DGAF attitude and fabulous reinvention journey sparked just enough inspo to shake her out of it (and made her consider gardening… briefly). She also spills on her human design chart (manifestor vibes, baby), drops a fiery take on the empath trend, and shares why five-year plans are overrated. Slump or no slump, this episode is packed with laughs and plenty of queen energy.

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This week, Stassi is back with C-O-Lo, sharing all the big moves as the podcast joins the Podcast One family! After a rare three-day social marathon and juggling 24/7 parenting duties with Messer’s unpredictable nap schedule, Stassi dives into her fabulous night at Mariah Carey’s “Christmas Time” tour show—she was there for all the holiday vibes, and every song was perfection. Then, they talk about “nepo-babies” (they’re here, deal with it!) and Stassi breaks down her unforgettable look for the Wicked premiere—and why it might just be the best movie ever. From Martha Stewart’s effortlessly iconic doc to Blake Lively’s latest fashion slay and Ryan Reynolds’ surprisingly “serious” side, they wrap up a magical weekend filled with glam, gossip, and everything in between!

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Stassi chats with best friend and fellow podcaster Taylor Strecker about cold facetiming, building forts, SJP in Hocus Pocus 2, Hartford's Halloween costume debacle, Christmas tree etiquette, the TikTok science behind holiday decorations, drinking Avaline Lambrusco out of celebratory glasses, and why you shouldn't gossip in front of your kids.

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