This week The Paranoid Style Podcast is hailing to the chief, star spangling our banners, and mostly re-listening to the Hamilton soundtrack because in this episode we present the first of a new series that we are calling The Paranoid Style Podcast’s Presidential Series or TPSPPS! And what better place to start than the very beginning with El Numero Uno, ol' Crispy Wig himself, General George Washington!

From the felling of that fateful cherry tree to the ghastly nightmare that was his teeth. From the Freemasons to the possible Illuminati imposter GW. From blood sucking vampires to bloodletting doctors. And what's this? An actual conspiracy! Come listen to The Paranoid Style's take on the one dollar founding father. Advisory: No actual accents that occur on the planet Earth were harmed in the recording of this episode.

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Music used in this episode is from: Purple Planet Royalty Free Music and Hail to the chief : Department of Air Force : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Opening theme music provided by Tony Molina. You can hear more of his music at https://tonymolina650.bandcamp.com/