Episodes

  • Ep. 35 - Nouns, Knowns and Nought But The Best

    Ep. 35 - Nouns, Knowns and Nought But The Best
    Dec 22 2021
    Well. It seems we've become even worse than our previous levels of mediocrity. We're sorry episode 35 of The 33% Majority took so long to get to your kind ear holes. In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite festive fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the things we judge at face value (sorry if this includes you), new slang names for capitalism's best shops and stores, and how to create our bestest thing. Hope you love it as much as we love you xoxo
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Ep. 34 - This one isn’t for you (or, The 50% Exclusivity)

    Ep. 34 - This one isn’t for you (or, The 50% Exclusivity)
    Dec 14 2021
    2 episodes in the space of a few days, how lucky are you? Rhetorical as that question might seem, the answer is 'not very'.  In this episode of 'The People's Favourite' podcast (The 50% Majority), Tom isn't in it, so your 2 'A' boys will be taking the stage. However, we must warn you... Alex and Ash did this one for themselves. Very self indulgent. Lots of Reddit... If you decided to listen, do so at your own peril. k thanks love u bye x
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    54 mins
  • Ep. 32 - Sincerely Sorry the Sequel (2 Sorry, 2 Furious)

    Ep. 32 - Sincerely Sorry the Sequel (2 Sorry, 2 Furious)
    Dec 12 2021
    With our tails between our legs, we present to you, the 32th episode of The 33% Majority. It's so very late, but it's here. We hope you forgive us. In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite sorry boys will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the biggest mistakes we've ever made, who (out of Alex and Tom) is th better friend, and yucky London occurences, respectively. Also we come to you, hat in hand, to ask for your help to get this show in front of people that you think might like to listen, so please share this episode with a friend, family member, colleague, or even a stranger on public transport. If you do, let us know, and we’ll shout you out on air, and make you an honorary board member for The 33% Inc.
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Ep. 31 - Sincerely Sorry (or, The Car-tee Three Percent)

    Ep. 31 - Sincerely Sorry (or, The Car-tee Three Percent)
    Nov 30 2021
    Sorry, dear listener, for the crimes you're about to hear. This is a bad episode. We're sorry.
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    23 mins
  • Ep. 30 - Bad Work, Brill words, and Bask Beddit

    Ep. 30 - Bad Work, Brill words, and Bask Beddit
    Nov 23 2021
    This is a podcast. You've heard of one before right? It's like radio, but like, whenever you want it. This is one called 'The 33% Majority', and it's the 40th episode we've ever made (minus 10). In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite illiterate gentlemen will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the things we think we'd be really bloody awful at, some of the strangest Ted Talks that have graced that hallowed stage, and a lazy Ask Reddit (Alex came up with the idea to do it originally, so we'll give him a pass) respectlively. Also, y'know the things that make some 'puter algorithm think we're popular and bussing? If you could do those, that'd be just swell. Ok thanks love you bye.
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Ep. 29 - Records, Relativity and Really Useful Tips

    Ep. 29 - Records, Relativity and Really Useful Tips
    Nov 16 2021
    It's here. Not on time, but certainly not a day late like last time, TOM. 'It' being episode 29 of The 33% Majority, if you weren't sure. In this week’s episode, your 3 radio fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing 33% Majority world record attempts, how old we all are (Ash, of course, being the most oldest), and how to hack life, respectively. And, as per, please do clicks on buttons that say 'Subscribe', or 'Review', or 'Follow' etc, etc... Interactions help us, but also, so does word of mouth (that's where your mouth says things about us to other people), so if you could do any or the aforementioned stuff, well that'd be swell. I love you. Yes, you! I love you.
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Ep. 28 - Variable Vocations, Villains and Viral Trends

    Ep. 28 - Variable Vocations, Villains and Viral Trends
    Nov 10 2021
    It's here. A little late, sure, but still here nonetheles. 'It' being episode 28 of The 33% Majority, if you weren't sure. In this week’s episode, your 3 podmen will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing lucrative side-hustles (spoiler alert, none of them will make you money), the greatest villains that the silver screen has to offer, and how to manufacture a viral trend, respectively. Also, we're on our knees here, kissing your feet and begging for your support. If you like this dumb podcast, please do all the things to help that pesky algorithm see us. You could share this episode with a friend, family member, colleague, or even a pet (so long as they have access to a streaming platform). Otherwise, just subscribe, maybe leave a review too? We love you. Thank you.
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Ep. 27 - Pathetic Podcasting (or, The 50% Bad-Jority)

    Ep. 27 - Pathetic Podcasting (or, The 50% Bad-Jority)
    Nov 2 2021
    Welcome to the most poorly produced podcast in the world, The 33% Majority. Audio crimes and misdemeanors were comitted, so it's The 50% Bad-jority for episode 27. Ash is absent this week. It's not his fault. He recorded on the scheduled day, but Alex's mic had other ideas. We had to go again, we're sorry. To both the listeners and Ash: We hope you don't miss the final 33% of the hosts too badly, and we hope you can get through this episode of The 50% Bad-jority. If the bits and bytes we've published are sufficient to help you pass the time, do us a favour, and do all the things that help us, maybe please? Subscribe to us on your preferred podcasting platform, leave a review, or maybe even just tell another human of our existence, pretty please?
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    38 mins