Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into Cube (1997), a Canadian indie sci-fi thriller that traps seven strangers in a deadly maze of rooms rigged with lethal traps. Directed by Vincenzo Natali and made on a tiny $350,000 budget, this cult classic stands out for its tense atmosphere and unique premise.

We get into the film’s claustrophobic setting, sharp character dynamics, and the hidden meaning behind the characters’ prison-inspired names. From the clever use of numbers to the minimalist design, there’s a lot to unpack. We also talk about a key character shift that changes the tone and impacts the story. Tune in as we break down what makes Cube such a memorable entry in Canadian cinema.

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re trudging through Grizzly 2: Revenge (2020), a film that spent 27 years in limbo before finally being released. Featuring blink-and-you’ll-miss-them early roles from George Clooney, Laura Dern, and Charlie Sheen, this bizarre sequel to the 1976 original blends horror with concert footage in a way that barely holds together.

We break down the film’s messy plot—vengeful grizzly, nature poachers, and a rock concert in the woods—while tackling its disjointed storytelling, odd editing, and pacing that makes the bear seem more supernatural than terrifying. A true cinematic train wreck, Grizzly 2 is proof that some movies should probably stay unfinished.

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into The Lake Michigan Monster (2018), an adventure comedy horror film that follows an alcoholic sea captain and his misfit crew on a mission to take down a mysterious lake monster. Made for just $7,000, this indie oddity is packed with absurd humour, wild storytelling, and a distinct low-budget charm.

We break down its black-and-white aesthetic, ambitious effects, and chaotic narrative, along with the surprisingly creative monster design. With nods to classic horror and a style that swings between clever and completely unhinged, this episode explores what makes The Lake Michigan Monster a true indie curiosity.

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into Ninja Terminator (1985), the chaotic cult classic directed by Godfrey Ho. Starring Richard Harrison, this film mashes together ninja action and baffling storytelling using Ho’s infamous “Frankenstein” editing style, splicing footage from unrelated Hong Kong films into one hilariously disjointed adventure.

We’re breaking down the nonsensical plot about magical statue pieces, the endless fight scenes, and the unforgettable moments with toy robots and Garfield phones. It’s a bizarre mix of slapstick humor, random explosions, and pure absurdity. Tune in for a celebration of everything weird and wonderful about Ninja Terminator!

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re taking a wild ride through Mac and Me (1988), the sci-fi family film directed by Stuart Raffill. This one follows a young boy in a wheelchair who befriends Mac, an alien separated from its family after a NASA mishap on Mars. What follows is a bizarre adventure packed with product placements, questionable logic, and unintentional comedy.

We break down the film’s surreal narrative, its blatant E.T. rip-off elements, and the over-the-top marketing for McDonald's. From the unsettling puppetry that brings Mac to life to moments that leave you asking, “Why?”, we dig into what makes Mac and Me one of the most infamous “so bad it’s good” movies of all time.

Of course, we can’t ignore the McDonald’s dance-off, the Coca-Cola-fueled alien revival, or the sheer absurdity that somehow makes this film unforgettable. So grab your Skittles (upside down, of course) and tune in for a breakdown of one of the strangest cult films out there!

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re going back to 1989 with the action-comedyTango & Cash, starring Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell. Directed by Andrei Konchalovsky (and a few others), this one follows two rival LAPD cops who get framed for a crime they didn’t commit. To clear their names, they have to put their differences aside and take down the real villain.

We break down the film’s mix of action and comedy, the chemistry between Stallone and Russell, and the chaotic production history that somehow resulted in a movie that still works. From quirky character moments to over-the-top action, we get into what makesTango & Cash a cult favourite and how it stands out from other buddy cop films.

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into the 1987 Tales for All film The Great Land of Small, directed by Vojtěch Jasný. We follow two kids on a strange adventure through a magical forest, where they meet Fritz, a leprechaun-like creature, and face Slimo, a dark god who thrives on chaos.

This episode, we break down the film’s bizarre mix of fairy tale elements and its uniquely Canadian twist. It’s often compared to The NeverEnding Story, but we look at how it carves out its own quirky space—with invisible dogs, a villainous hunter, and a world brought to life by Cirque du Soleil performers.

We talk about what works, like its low-budget creativity and oddball charm, and what doesn’t, like its meandering plot and Slimo’s vague, unsettling presence. So, is The Great Land of Small a hidden gem or just a weird curiosity? Tune in and let us know what you think!

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re taking a ride back to the 90s with Drive (1997). Don’t confuse it with the 2011 film—this one stars Mark Dacascos as Toby Wong, a prototype enhanced human on the run from Chinese hitmen. Along the way, he teams up with a dreadlocked bystander played by Kadeem Hardison.

Directed by Steve Wang (Guyver 2: Dark Hero), Drive blends American and Hong Kong action styles into a fast-paced, quirky adventure. While it might not have the name recognition of its 2011 counterpart, this movie is a treat for action fans who appreciate energetic fight scenes and offbeat humour.

We dig into the film’s standout moments, including the over-the-top fight sequences, Brittany Murphy’s quirky side character, and the entertaining, Hong Kong-inspired villains. Despite being a straight-to-video release, Drive knows exactly what it is: a fun, silly action flick that’s hard not to enjoy.

If you’re in the mood for a 90s throwback with a Hong Kong twist, this one’s worth a watch. Let us know what you think, and as always, keep cruising with us!