• September 18, 2024. Carnival will round trip from San Francisco to Alaska in 2026!
    Sep 18 2024

    Cruise Lines only have to be cheaper than hotels to continue to grow!

    Saga's new TV ad will tell people their guests are not as old as they look!

    Join the Guru on Oceania Nautica in May of 2025!

    Holland America is offering birthday decoration packages to help build onboard revenue!

    Carnival Cruise LIne's 2026 itineraries are from the "same old Carnival"!

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    37 mins
  • September 17, 2024. UK is getting in on the Travel Waiver action!
    Sep 17 2024

    Explora Journeys names their second "Ocean State of Mind" ship!

    Holy Hemorrhoids say the U.S. offered to recognize their government if they stopped being Hemorrhoids!

    NCL is dropping Broadway shows for Prince Tribute!

    An Electronic Travel Authorization will be required to visit the UK beginning in 2025!

    Missing towel animals on one Carnival ship ignites reaction!

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    42 mins
  • September 16, 2024. Brightline's high speed trains will be built in Chemung County New York!
    Sep 16 2024

    TSA will probably delay the RealID requirement again!

    Power Pork Politics! Chuck Schumer arranges for new high-speed trains to be built in Horseheads, NY!

    Sounion, the on-fire tanker, is still awaiting salvage after the brutal Houthis attack!

    According to one company, cruise ship medical debarks are decreasing!

    Viking refers to the 398 pax Viking Mississippi as a cruise ship, not a riverboat!

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    41 mins
  • September 13, 2024. Villa Vie banned two guests from their ship that can't sail!
    Sep 13 2024

    Explora Journeys takes delivery of one ship, cuts the steel for another, and slaps a coin on the ship being built. Lots to sell!!

    Oceania is sending Riviera to Alaska and launching a kid's program!

    If you complain too much about Villa Vie, they will cancel your contract!

    Carnival Corp. is paying for solar panels for Barcelona terminals!

    Unable to handle tourism, Bali officials are considering a moratorium on new hotels!

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    41 mins
  • September 12, 2024. Richard Branson is the "Greatest Showman" at sea. The pain of a seven hour Wizz!
    Sep 12 2024

    Gary Kelly is out at Southwest. More to follow!

    Richard Branson is now Revered Branson.

    Villa Vie claims they have spent 2 Million on hotels for displaced owners!

    It's time for the Houthis to duck. US and UK attack Yemen port!

    Wizz Air offers low-cost seven-hour flights in economy from Saudi Arabia.

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    42 mins
  • September 11, 2024. Remember 911!!! Villa Vie out of money? Perloff gets a new gig!
    Sep 11 2024

    Explora Journeys has another new boss!

    Lisa Lutoff-Perlo is now Chairwoman of the Board at Hornblower!

    Two Delta planes kiss but don't make up!

    Royal Caribbean's 274-day world cruise ends well!

    $64.95 for birthday balloons in your room at Carnival!

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    40 mins
  • Sept. 10, 2024. Greek Prime Minister announces plan to slow down cruise ship visits!
    Sep 10 2024

    Oceania guests give new pricing mixed reviews!

    Santorini and Mykonos are too crowded, according to Greek PM!

    Carnival's multi-device internet plan costs $75.00 per day!

    Little Petey and the DOT are investigating airline rewards programs. Not your problem, Pete! Investigate safety!

    Guru likes the new Autio app!

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    40 mins
  • September 9, 2024. Should a Cruise Director have a nickname of "Fire" on a cruise ship?
    Sep 9 2024

    Is the battle for the Red Sea America's problem or Europe's?

    Oceania's culinary excursions were a hit with one travel writer!

    The Holy Hemorrhoids are claiming they shot down an American drone!

    John Kerry will be the keynote speaker at WTTC summit in Australia. Bring a pillow!

    Cruise Directors should not have the nickname "Fire."

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    43 mins