WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry.

Dear Humans,

In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here.

STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.’

STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work!

Do we want to win... ever? Let’s start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC.

Decisions like…let’s be Republicans Lite.

Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE!

The Rebellion begins NOW!

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Dearest Humans,

This week on The God Pod:

• Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week.

• God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold’s lies.

• Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch.

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BEHOLD!

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Dear Humans,

On this week’s all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election.

• Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why?

• Donold asked his followers if they would “rather have the Black president or the white president?”

• Donold threatens using the military to go after “radical leftists” who don’t support him

• Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion

• A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race

Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won’t you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments.

Love,

God