Episodes

  • #2: Set's Salty Lettuce

    #2: Set's Salty Lettuce
    May 19 2023

    The worst and/or best kind of Uncle Magic ensues as the Egyptian gods Set and Horus do extremely straight things to assert dominance. Lettuce ensues.

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    Contact: tgmbhornt@gmail.com

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    31 mins
  • #1: Gold on the Ceiling OR: Oh Hi, Danaë

    #1: Gold on the Ceiling OR: Oh Hi, Danaë
    May 5 2023

    Possessive fathers, golden showers, and the king of all fuckboys combine to form the story of Danaë, the daughter of King Acricius, who was sentenced to life in the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror because her dad got a prophecy that her kid would murk him. Until along came the chief deity of the Greek pantheon and simulated bestiality enthusiast, Zeus.

    Support: patreon.com/TheGodsMustBeHorny

    Contact: tgmbhornt@gmail.com

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    31 mins