• The Shocking Truth About Your Aldi Shop!

  • Jan 12 2025
  • Length: 16 mins
  • Podcast

The Shocking Truth About Your Aldi Shop!

  • Summary

  • What does your rotten health attitude struggle with most?

    Today's narcissistic ramblings include:

    Raspberries and Freezer Filming

    "Imagine if you're just trying to do your shop after a long day... and you've got someone in the way, putting a camera in the freezer so they can walk away from it, walk back to it, and open the door to pull out the raspberries."

    "Here's me in a public space, trying to record a video of me picking up raspberries. God, it sickens me."

    Frozen Pizza and Shoppers' Frustration

    "You're rushing to pick up frozen pizza out of the freezer... tired, knackered, and someone is blocking the way with a camera filming raspberries."

    Whinge Fest and Filming Criticism

    "This has just turned into another whinge fest, hasn't it? Just me ranting about people filming themselves pushing a trolley around Aldi or Lidl."

    "The only thing more embarrassing than consistently filming your weekly shop is someone whinging about it."

    Shopping Trends and Procrastination

    "Seeing someone's Aldi shop as inspiration? No, it's just another form of procrastination."
    "You don't need to see the shop. The first time it happened, maybe. But now? No, you don’t."

    With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

    Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

    The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

    Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
    Half-arsed film reviews.
    The exploitation of children.
    True Crime recommendations.
    Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
    Narcissistic wisdom.

    Howdy,

    I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

    I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

    Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

    Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

    You can count your own reps...

    Your Complimentary Rotten Health Guide
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