The Therapy Crouch

By: Tall or Nothing
  • Summary

  • Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


    Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.


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  • Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!
    Apr 1 2025

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had.


    Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE).


    We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts.


    Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague…


    If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey & Pete, drop us a message using the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 – A BIG relationship debate!

    07:40 – The most ridiculous couple fights!

    16:35 – Work wives & husbands, is it crossing a line?

    21:50 – The WORST way to break up…

    30:25 – Abbey & Peter’s relationship red flags.

    39:20 – Pete’s final words of wisdom


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    56 mins
  • “I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!
    Mar 27 2025

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits…


    Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal the absolute worst way to give a “shove,” and weigh in on the all-too-relatable agony of teenage braces.


    Plus, what happens when you accidentally snog your ex’s best mate? (Spoiler: Nothing good.)


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    ⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA! Abbey & Pete kick things off.

    ⏳ 02:00 – Abbey vs. Pete: The eyebrow trimming debate.

    ⏳ 06:30 – The dream kitchen wishlist—dog showers & hidden toasters.

    ⏳ 10:45 – The WEDDING guest list debate—who makes the cut?

    ⏳ 14:00 – “I snogged my ex’s best mate… now he’s ghosting me?”

    ⏳ 18:20 – Teenage braces crisis—how to help your kid feel confident.

    ⏳ 23:10 – Pete’s gardening ambitions take a questionable turn…

    ⏳ 24:45 – The most ridiculous friendship rankings ever.

    ⏳ 26:00 – The Therapy Crouch couple’s Friday Night Ritual.

    ⏳ 27:50 – Signing off!


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    27 mins
  • Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!
    Mar 25 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it.


    From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener stories of husbands who spectacularly missed the mark, this episode is packed with laughs, frustration, and the ultimate relationship truths.


    Plus, Abbey reveals her latest impulse decision involving two Shetland ponies and three sheep, while Peter gets grilled over his very suspicious ‘pre-golf swim’. The Agony Abs section is all about sibling rivalry, freeloading family members, and the eternal question: why don’t stepmums get enough Mother’s Day recognition?!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    📌 00:00 – Abbey & Peter kick off the Mother’s Day special

    📌 02:30 – Abbey’s weekly whine: a near-death motorway breakdown

    📌 04:45 – Peter’s ‘pre-golf swim’ scandal—why is Abbey suspicious?

    📌 10:15 – The Mother’s Day expectations vs. reality debate

    📌 12:50 – Abbey’s outrageous reaction to a Range Rover gift (not hers!)

    📌 18:22 – The sibling struggle: freeloaders and forgotten cards

    📌 25:30 – Mum guilt & emotional blackmail—how real is it?

    📌 29:10 – True or False: Did a mum really take the wrong child home?

    📌 33:45 – The stepmum dilemma—should they get a Mother’s Day gift?

    📌 38:05 – Abbey’s accidental adoption of two ponies & three sheep

    📌 40:00 – Wrapping up: Abbey’s final verdict on Mother’s Day


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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Love it!!

I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

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Light hearted and real!

Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

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Brilliant!

This podcast by Abby and Pete is fantastic it’s so real and down to earth they constantly make me laugh out loud. Great to hear about their experiences and thoughts.

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Funny, honest and relatable

A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

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Great

A review requires 15 words. It’s a great podcast just not one for reviewing .. 1 more word - done

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Brilliant

The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

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Absolutely brilliant

Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

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Brilliant & hilarious

Loved it! can't wait for more. l love this couple. Just laughed all the way through, so refreshing.

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Advert Central

When this podcast started it was 5 stars!
But now there has got to be over 5 minutes of adverts on this podcast. It never used to be like this. As all podcasts it’s starting to lose its spark as well. Repeating the same old stories with every single guest they have on etc. The third person Ross is way too involved for someone who no one knows. Hopefully the pod goes back to its old ways. A great shame!

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